Random Statement Thread II

[Artimus]

You certainly know how to charm the ladies mein clansman.

 

[hothannah]

I'm going to report you to your bosses for sexual harassment after we've had sex

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Is the sex with you worth all that trouble?

 

[hothannah]

Probably not.

Anyway, I didn't mean you have sex with me. I said after we've had sex.

I'm going to have sex with Arty. You can have sex with whoever you can persuade. Or you can watch us.

Then, i'm going to report you for sexual harassment. :tongue:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

So I wont have sex then.

I think Ill go to bed then and play a little bit with my.........







































...PSP.

 

[Artimus]

Poor little Maley

Don't **** me coz I'm irresitable mein clansman

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Nah dont worry. I know that she is just doing that to make me jealous.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I'm about to chug some Nyquil to help me fall ******. Let's see how long it takes to work.

:removes plastic coating:

:still removing plastic coating:

:...still removing plastic coating:

:...getting a ***** to help remove plastic coating:

:untwisting cap:

:******** Nyquil:

Mmmmmmm...ok, ready, GO!!!

 

[ChefChiTown]

Well, like Kramer in "The Contest" episode of Seinfeld...

I'M OUT!!!

Almost 30 minutes...nice.

 

[D-rock]

That's why I don't pay too much attention to those contest. It makes me wonder how much porn fans are really like the rest of the men out there.

...Besides I'm sure Monique at least deserves to be in the top 200...somewhere. :tongue:

 

[ChefChiTown]

So, I just opened my electric bill and it's $817.33!!! :wtf:

Either someone made a HUGE mistake in the billing department or someone has been syphoning my electric to supply power to a ********* growing establishment.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

That's why I don't pay too much attention to those contest. It makes me wonder how much porn fans are really like the rest of the men out there.

...Besides I'm sure Monique at least deserves to be in the top 200...somewhere. :tongue:

Yeah it looks like Men only like plastic titties these days huh?


No comment to that other statement!

 

[Bonezstorm]

Hi
I finally got a new haircut.

Ladies, here I come! :nanner:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Hi
I finally got a new haircut.

Ladies, here I come! :nanner:

Premium Link Upgrade :uohs:

 

[Bonezstorm]

Premium Link Upgrade :uohs:

I thought I deleted this pic from my ********* out of the internet :eek:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Hi
I finally got a new haircut.

Ladies, here I come! :nanner:

Me, too. Did it myself just yesterday.

 

[Spleen]

Me, too. Did it myself just yesterday.

Ah yes, Premium Link Upgrade

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Well, I didnt had a mirror :o

 

[Bonezstorm]

Me, too. Did it myself just yesterday.

How? With scissors or a special machine?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Its no "special" machine. Just a simple hair clipper. You know I just trimmed it very short. 4mm :nanner: