Random Statement Thread II

Spleen

Banned?
Is my signature showing up? I can't see it for some reason.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS

Spleen

Banned?
Look at this this way: The more Monique, the better. :D
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Cold shower? It´s already fall right here in Germany!

I always take cold showers. I'm one of those people who is always hot. I don't think I'm a normal human. When I go to the doctor, not once has my body temperature ever been 98.6, it's always been around 99.5 degrees. Yeah, I'm awesome like that.
 
Morning Bonez.

Why do cold showers make me sweat? Doesn't that seem...ironic?

Actually if you want to feel cooler after a shower you should take a hot shower. It will raise your body temperature and fool the body into thinking it's cooler out than it really a little after you get out. The opposite happens with cold showers.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Actually if you want to feel cooler after a shower you should take a hot shower. It will raise your body temperature and fool the body into thinking it's cooler out than it really a little after you get out. The opposite happens with cold showers.

Oh dude, there's no way I would be able to take a hot shower. My body would collapse while my blood boiled. I wonder if I would braise myself from the inside-out...hmmmmmm.
 
Oh dude, there's no way I would be able to take a hot shower. My body would collapse while my blood boiled. I wonder if I would braise myself from the inside-out...hmmmmmm.

It doesn't have to be scorching hot, it just needs to be somewhat warmer than your body temperature.
 
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