Random Statement Thread II

[Smittmaestro]

What's the difference?

Hey nice job throwing your grandma under the bus Barry!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

The difference?

Well, I can reuse the bag!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Well they have something in common, they're both empty!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

yeah but it looks weird if I go shopping with a black guy insted of a bag
:dunno:

 

[Smittmaestro]

Ooh there's the makings of a racial joke in there somewhere, but I taint going there.

Oh many thanks to lkc2much for turning me on to Isla Fisher!

Wowzers!

She will make her way into a future siggie!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

He turned you on to Isla Fisher?!



btw I was not making racial jokes!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Wasn't saying you were my friend. But some PC idiot might read it that way and overreact and blah blah blah.

Hmm were you trying to turn me on to Isla? If so it's all good cuz I'm digging her now.

Mmm, a pic of her in a red dress and a tight leather skirt stands out!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

hey smitty what I need to tell you...

As you might know...my life is pretty fucked up and I lost everything I had...
and now I also lose my current small apartment!
So I have to move!
I dont know when it will happen though.
Either already this week or at the beginning of next week...

I just wanted to tell you that because I dont know how long I will be absent!
I hope I will be able to come back asap! But I think it will take at least a few days.


I hope youll miss me

 

[Smittmaestro]

Holy cow, sorry to hear that my friend.

I hope you find a new domicile and best of luck to you.

Godspeed!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Thank you smiity!

I pray to god!

 

[L3ggy]

God morgon(Good Morning).



P.S sorry to hear that Maley, you shall be missed.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Thank you smiity!

I pray to god!

I meant smitty of course :o
but smiity sounds funny

God morgon(Good Morning).



P.S sorry to hear that Maley, you shall be missed.

howdy l3ggy

 

[L3ggy]

How are you doing Maley?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I dont know...not good

how are you?

 

[L3ggy]

I'm good, but who cares about me, you're losing your apartment, you're the man of the week.

 

[slowhand]

Good morning everyone. :wave:


I hope your hump day is a good one.



Leaves coffee cocoa and doughnuts for all. :thumbsup:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

morning slowey

 

[slowhand]

Hello M12. :wave:

 

[Smittmaestro]

Good morning he with hand that's slow.

-cs™

 

[slowhand]

Hello Smitty. :wave: