Random Statement Thread II

[lone gunman]

Just to say hi to you guys....

 

[Smittmaestro]

Greetings lg!

-cs™

 

[Fresno]

hello lone gunman :wave:

sorry didn't see you on

 

[Vanilla Bear]

howdy gunman and fresno :wave:


damn I have to take a shower!

 

[Smittmaestro]

No doubt, I can smell you from here!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:thefinger

you said you like that

and now that!

 

[Smittmaestro]

:1orglaugh

There's a difference between having a musky scent and smelling like you fell into a sewage vat!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

:rofl:

so 8 days without taking a shower is too much?

 

[Smittmaestro]

Yeah and ***** is not a good substitute for Premium Link Upgrade !

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Fine! Now you tell me that!
After all these years!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Just cuz stale *** produces ammonia don't mean it's for cleaning.

Oh Jeez my freaking dog Khaki won't shut up! She's running around in the yard barking at something and doing that for 20 minutes!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

give her a rat?

I think that would help.

 

[Smittmaestro]

Oh I'm sure she'll find one!

I came home about a week ago and there she was sitting on the front steps gnawing on one!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Did she at least share it with you?

 

[Smittmaestro]

No I had to get my own. The selfish bitch!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

puh Weiber!

Watch out smitty! Thats how it starts! A few weeks later...its her house and you have to ***** on the couch or in the yard!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Well I am camped out on the couch, but that's because I wanna ***** on the couch! Nothing to do with her hogging my bed! No sir-ree-bob!

Seriously, now she does this thing standing right next to my chair nuzzling my hand to make me get up and let her out!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

She turns you into a sissy!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Like I need a dog to achieve that! LOL

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

oh I didnt want to say it out loud