Random Statement Thread II

[The Yak]

I have good material in that other thread in the Talk section also. Don't miss it. None of this will be preserved.

 

[Supafly]

Maybe we can employ some AI to make backups of our fave threads every midnight

 

[The Yak]

It's like a mental version of getting kicked in the penis - a painful reminder of the things we were trying to avoid in the first place.

 

[The Yak]

Fun topic for ****** dinner: Lesser known racial and ethnic slurs.

 

[The Yak]

That could actually be an interesting historical topic. You would learn about dialects and etymology. Obviously I would rather watch porn but I can think of worse topics at a dinner.

 

[The Yak]

Waving your penis up and down while making elephant noises is not helpful in most situations.

 

[The Yak]

I can't find the thread and post where I was quoted by Brandi Love. I believe it was 2014. But I'm sure it happened. I vividly remember it. I am not crazy.

 

[Supafly]

I can't remember, but it's always nice to get to talk with actresses or models from the adult entertainment

 

[The Yak]

According to this pamphlet, I am lacking in many essential amino acids and micronutrients.

 

[The Yak]

Essential amino acids and micronutrients are stupid and I **** them.

 

[The Yak]

My pan-seared scallops always steam instead of getting a crust.

 

[The Yak]

I thought I remembered a movie where somebody threw up on Rachel McAdams in an airport.

 

[The Yak]

I'm going to make a movie in which a person throws up on Rachel McAdams in an airport.

 

[The Yak]

Just to be clear, the scene is someone throwing up on Rachel McAdams the person as opposed to a character she is portraying in the film. It would be great if she would play herself in the movie but if not we can find somebody.

 

[Torre82]

Just to be clear, turds are not dookies but dookies ARE turds.

You have been edited into history as the dook person.

 

[The Yak]

So if you ever find yourself facing off against Zorro, watch out for that whip - it's as deadly as it is stylish!

 

[The Yak]

Moats were a common feature of medieval castles in Europe, and some still survive today as tourist attractions or historical landmarks.

 

[The Yak]

They said the spider isn't there anymore but he's there. Waiting.

 

[The Yak]

Computer, show me an approximation of what my life would be like today if there was no substance *****. I will be in the corner ******.

It's not the only thing I talk about. Don't be a penis.

 

[The Yak]

I meant to post that in the other thread but accidentally posted here because I am impaired. It's works better in the other thread than here because I feel like my substance issues haven't been as heavily referenced in this thread. If someone knows my character solely from this thread, that joke won't work as well.

All of this is, to put it mildly, the most delusional idea that any human being has ever had. Nobody reads this stuff.