Random Statement Thread II

[~~whimsy~~]

Hallo freund!!!

You been keeping everything under control and in nice order during my absence?

 

[Supafly]

Well, since I dropped my drinking habit, I am on the straight and narrow

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Congrats, my man! Haven't seen you much on fb. I was hoping everything ok with you

 

[Supafly]

Thanks

I am good. Just re-watched Austin Powers 1 - it is somehow less fun than in the nineties, though

 

[nightwanker]

I like the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

[The Yak]

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!

When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the yam make thee?

Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

 

[The Yak]

Adele has a song about setting a person named Lorraine on fire. What could Lorraine have done to deserve that?

 

[greedo2greedo]

I like Cheese.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Hello

Just came back here to see if something's new. And as far as I can see: nothing.

 

[The Yak]

When the midget psychic broke out of prison he was a small medium at large.

 

[Supafly]

I can't sleep tonight

 

[Bonezstorm]

Why bother?

 

[Supafly]

I like a good night of sleep - or my naps

 

[greedo2greedo]

I still like cheese.

 

[Bonezstorm]

I still like cheese.

Not me

 

[Bonezstorm]

I want sex

 

[Bonezstorm]

I still want sex!

 

[Supafly]

I still like cheese.

How do you like to eat it?

Raw, cooked, baked over pizza, lasagna, etc.?

Or:

 

[The Yak]

Testing the temperature of fondue with one's penis is bad etiquette.

 

[The Yak]

Show used to be streamable on Netflix but no longer. Shame.