Random Statement Thread II

[Member442]

i love **** movies.

 

[busenbust]

i love hong kong fooey! Premium Link Upgrade

 

[vodkazvictim]

I need a ****

 

[busenbust]

me too :shy:

 

[Member442]

Then go!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

When a guy says he needs to pee he doesn't need to go immediately...unlike girls...when they say they need to pee it's always red alert!

 

[L3ggy]

I never say that I have to pee.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Well you just do it at a tree.

 

[L3ggy]

True.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Ain't this pretty cold to pee at a tree in winter when it's snowing? Don't you freeze your weewee?

 

[L3ggy]

No :tongue:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Hmm...good for you. I'm happy to have my warm bathroom though.

 

[Moonchild22]

Why do people with bad breath always want to tell me secrets?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Why do people with bad breath always want to tell me secrets?

I have a secret to tell you. It will explain to you why I like garlic bread so much.

 

[Member442]

When a guy says he needs to pee he doesn't need to go immediately...unlike girls...when they say they need to pee it's always red alert!

Not with me (except when pregnant)I only say it when we are driving long ass distances so we can get off at the next rest area. Plus why say you need to unless you want someone to tell you to go.

Maybe they both been to jail and need that permission in order to pee. You don't know.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Of course I wasn't all serious. But fact is that...uhm...I'm too lazy to type it. :tongue:

 

[Member442]

I know but I like to type so you gave me more reason too. Aww need me to come massage you so you can get motivated?

 

[tjones80]

Bacon. Mmmmm.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Salt
Mmmmm

 

[Member442]

cum
Mmmmmmmmmmm