Random Statement Thread II

[Vanilla Bear]

They will be pluto size?




Compared to my balls! :1orglaugh

Bah! You don't scare me.

It makes me sad that it will have to end like that!

I thought you, Lurky and me can make sexy time all day long!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It makes me sad that it will have to end like that!

I thought you, Lurky and me can make sexy time all day long!

You're the one who got all defiant about having to go through the talent portion of Germany. I mean, you should of known I would in the end pick you, due to your dedication.

 

[L3ggy]

Yeah! And you want a guy like that for your new world, but I still have to qualify?!

Maybe I should build a new world with Lurky!

I'm not a guy, I'm a Pengwolf!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

You're the one who got all defiant about having to go through the talent portion of Germany. I mean, you should of known I would in the end pick you, due to your dedication.

Maybe I was overreacting a bit.... :shy:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I'm not a guy, I'm a Pengwolf!

Excuse me, Sir Pengwolf.

 

[L3ggy]

I meant THE Pengwolf

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yeah I know.

 

[L3ggy]

Who eats people

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Jooookes. Are you telling joooookes? I like joooooookes.

What show is that line from!?!?!?!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Who eats people

But not me!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Jooookes. Are you telling joooookes? I like joooooookes.

What show is that line from!?!?!?!

Knock Knock

 

[~~whimsy~~]

^^^ Wrong!

Pengwolf! You know what to do to people who guess wrong!

 

[L3ggy]

Yes, I do!

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Your answer was wrong!

You should have asked "who is there?"

 

[L3ggy]

Saying those words is a death sentence

 

[Vanilla Bear]

You can't eat me!

 

[L3ggy]

Are you willing to prove it?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Now! Who wants to take another guess!!! lol

 

[L3ggy]

I suppose no one is willing to take a guess

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It's from Family Guy's episode where Peter tells a joke: Why do women have boobs.