Random Statement Thread II

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
some what, but I still have a fever and have to go see the sergeant about my big toe in about 30mins.

Your big toe? You mean your penis?
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I'm back and I pissed, went all the way there and they rescheduled my appointment for tomorrow and didn't call me!

Well, hopefully everything will go better TOE-morrow.

(Sorry, I had to)

What should I get for lunch? Pizza? Sandwich? Pasta? Ribs?
 

Spleen

Banned?
Why no avatar of the week? A lot of people seem to change their avatars regularly, and I know not as much effort goes into creating them as a signature due to their size, but there are still some very nice ones out there.
 

Spleen

Banned?
I wanna start the thread, but I just don't think I really wanna run it.
 
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