Random Statement Thread II

[Vanilla Bear]

Clown phobia I never understood.

Now spider phobia I do understand, spiders have poisonous bites. It's like snake phobia, snakes + venomous bites = death, it just makes sense!

Clowns are just folks in make-up, it's like being afraid of Keith Olbermann!

-cs™

They throw tarts in your face....

tarts in your face = not in your mouth = not in your stomach = hungry = not good

tarts in your face = cant breath = *********** = death

makes sense to me

 

[Smittmaestro]

What the Hell are you on about?

Lay off the brown acid my man!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

nah theyre yellow with smilies on them

 

[Apex]

Keith Olbermann has firghtened me ever since SportsCenter:o

 

[Legzman]

GWB frightens me, never know what he's gonna fuck up next!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Separated at birth:

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-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

not really smitty

the only resemblance is they have both dark hair

 

[Apex]

and id eat them both!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Oh there's a definite resemblance!

Eye color, face structure, even the way their hair lays about their head.

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

^^nope....
Ms. Connelly has a sharper chin and cheekbones...
and the eyebrows of her are thicker...
the nose is thinner and ah its completely different

and id eat them both!

oh yeah how could I forget that

 

[Apex]

oh yeah how could I forget that

silly M12 treats are for us

 

[Smittmaestro]

I can see them mistaken for sisters if nothing else.

That or I'm blind.

Call me crazy...

*confers with the king of the potato people living in his shoebox*

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

smitty youre crazy

 

[Smittmaestro]

Hmm, separated at birth, sounds like a game to me boys and girls!

Oh both Miss Connelly and Miss Griffiths are gorgeous!

-cs™

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yep both are gorgeous...but I like Jennifer Connelly better

 

[Smittmaestro]

Oh yeah, I've been grooving on JC since I saw her in Career Opportunities.

She looked verry nice in a wifebeater tee!

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LG I first saw in the new Robin Hood series, man she's lovely!

-cs™

 

[R6Raven]

I just realized that some girl i used to kinda date looks like carrie underwood, i saw her commercial where she's playing a ds and i thought wow she looks like brianne. so i called her up and its funny cuz were going to hang out now haha

 

[D-rock]

GWB frightens me, never know what he's gonna fuck up next!

Sometimes I wonder if his incompetence over the years has been the only thing that has keep the world from destruction. :1orglaugh

A GWB that knew what he was doing might have been even worse.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

"You can't be friends with yourself." WTF? Sure I can!

 

[L3ggy]

You can be friends with anyone, even yourself