Random Statement Thread II

[L3ggy]

I'm going to take a ***, cya later Alligators.

 

[dick van cock]

I guess I'm doomed! On my way to work this morning I didn't see one, nor two, but THREE black cats! :shocked:

 

[minidog]

doomed i say.............
whats the chelsea / liverpool score

 

[dick van cock]

Didi scores ! 1-0!

 

[dick van cock]

Ahem! Correction... 1-1

Curse you, Torres! :crash:

 

[dick van cock]

Didi walks on water

 

[hothannah]

I've been a naughty girl.

 

[Artimus]

I'll be the judge of that. Please elaborate hannah.

 

[hothannah]

I'll be the judge of that. Please elaborate hannah.

Well, it involved a video camera, some lube, a dildo, a set of love beads and a butt plug.

 

[Fresno]

Ouch

 

[Artimus]

Well, it involved a video camera, some lube, a dildo, a set of love beads and a butt plug.

Nice!

 

[Fresno]

hey hothannah and Artimus :wave: how are you both?

 

[hothannah]

Fressy:wave2:

 

[Fresno]

Fressy:wave2:

Good to see you friend, how are you?

 

[Artimus]

Hey fresno. :hatsoff: Just had me some supper and am feeling grand.

 

[hothannah]

Good to see you friend, how are you?

Sore.

 

[Artimus]

I can imagine :1orglaugh

I'd love to be similarly sore.

 

[Fresno]

great to hear friend

 

[Fresno]

I've decided not to look at porn anymore, but I don't want to leave my FreeOnes friends.

Please tell me you want me to stay, friends.

 

[L3ggy]

I want you to stay, but you don't have to watch any porn.