Random Statement Thread II

[Bonezstorm]

Welcome to Facebook
Where nobody writes you a nice message, but instead sends you requests for playing stupid games

 

[Spleen]

I haven't been here in a very long time.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Yes, I'm an asshole.
Next question please

 

[D-rock]

I start work again tomorrow. Considering it's at one of the really crappy jobs I once had, you might want to give me my condolences. I really need the money though.

 

[Bonezstorm]

So, another girl put me in the friendzone yesterday

 

[Bonezstorm]

When you have 2-3 persons around you who are fucked up, you start to feel fucked up too

 

[Bonezstorm]

So it's Josefine Preuß as my new profile girl

 

[nightwanker]

Once upon a time you dressed so fine

 

[The Yak]

It's been in my head for about 3 days. I thought I'd share.

 

[dp93]

huuuwhattt?

 

[Bonezstorm]

I want to cum on Hayley W.'s ass

 

[dp93]

listen to this while watching my sig

 

[ritingfunny@yah]

In the immortal words of George Carlin, "If you play a Black Sabbath record backward, it'll fuck up your turntable."

 

[Bonezstorm]

The Lannisters send their regards

 

[ritingfunny@yah]

No, seriously. What the fuck DOES the fox say?

 

[nightwanker]

Randomness is awesome.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

So is this still going? Used to be the best fucking thread back in the day!

 

[Bonezstorm]

Well..... no?

 

[dp93]

 

[The Yak]

It is fucking cold outside. That is all.