Random Statement Thread II

[dp93]

great movie

 

[Bonezstorm]

I want Christina Klein to suck my dick
I want Stefanie Heinzmann to suck my dick
I want Miranda Kerr to suck my dick
I want Scarlett Johansson to suck my dick

 

[dp93]

me as well /\
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[L3ggy]

Good luck with that.

 

[dp93]

thanks man

 

[Bonezstorm]

I accidentally put some peppermint oil on my lids, because I had terrible headache. My eyes felt like they were getting dryer and dryer, but luckily it is gone now

 

[dp93]

what an idiot.

Well shit happens so i don't blame yah.

 

[dp93]

 

[The Yak]

Employees at the local suicide hotline claim to "always be compassionate and understanding" when, in fact, they are only "compassionate and understanding" if you say you are planning to kill yourself. Last week, I had an especially bad case of diarrhea which left me in poor spirits so I called the people at the suicide hotline in hopes of finding a sympathetic ear. I found them to be very rude and they gave me the impression that they didn't care about my problem.

 

[HeartBroker]

Fut The Whuck.​

:thefinger

 

[dp93]

 

[mah1407]

Candybarrrrrrrssssssss.....

 

[HeartBroker]

Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[dp93]

no you

 

[The Yak]

Prostitution should be legal, regulated and encouraged.

 

[smoknn]

first a theater now a church...anyone besides me think it is time to change some laws??? when you need to take your gun to church for protection....you can stick your head between your legs and kiss your ASS bye..........:violent::violent:

 

[mah1407]

The shonzberries taste like shonzberries...

 

[dp93]

why are there so many damn ants

 

[mah1407]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

 

[dp93]

y so much rain