Random Statement Thread II

Howdy Busen! :wave:

I landscape in 100 degree or not. Money is money and I'm content to get it hot or not. :D

Plus there are all those lonely attractive women that need their lawn done and are desperate for company. Somebody has to heroically tend to their landscaping needs.

...or is that something else porn has lied to me about? :1orglaugh
 
I **** to do anything when it's too hot! :o

This August was pretty cold though. Barely above 20/25C. And it rained a lot. At the weather news they said it rained twice as much as it's usual for august!


Btw howdy every-won! :wave:
 
Mmmm Lasagna!
 
You cannot take my Lasagna.
 
Well, you'll have to make me **** it up first.
 
I already peed on your lasagna and marked my territory! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Maley! You eat whatever I give you lest you not be fed for a month. :mad:

Enter~~~

Whimsicalzilla
 
I've already eaten it
 
Plus there are all those lonely attractive women that need their lawn done and are desperate for company. Somebody has to heroically tend to their landscaping needs.

...or is that something else porn has lied to me about? :1orglaugh

Actually. It seems to be true. I have a lot of randy looking housewives, single *******, and ladies taking walks, jogs, or whatever down the street and give me this little mischievous look in their eyes. Yummy. Some are cute.

Not too far off on the truth paradigm.

I've already eaten it

I replaced it with TOFU lasagna!!!!
 
That means you needn't be eating Alisa's lasagna! :nono:

I should partake in some of that yummy food. :)
 
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