Pussy with no taste?

[BlueBalls]

You sure you weren't just eating out a Real Doll and got reality confused with the fantasy you were playing out in your head?

Come on, be honest ... she's made of plastic isn't she?

 

[StanScratch]

Same thing happened to me once until she smacked me on the top of the head and said "stop eating my sheets!"

Man. I miss those sheets.

 

[mrtrebus]

Don't know about pussies with no taste but my dog's got no nose.
How does he smell?

bloody awful!

 

[Skyraider22]

She does drink a shitload of water. That could be it

Yeah,what he said does she drink a lot of water:dunno:

 

[EwaSonnetIsGod]

Are you sure youre doing it right? Youre not lickin her thigh are ya?

 

[Lonilover]

a pussy with no taste ? If you have the receipt return it dude !

 

[power-san]

I've had this a couple of times.. no smell.. no taste.. this is the perfect cunt hole..

 

[sbuksb]

She's real - I swear to God...every pussy I've ever licked has a tangy taste apart from hers. I think it is the water. She does drink a ridiculous amount of water.

I love the taste of pussy, so it is kinda frustrating.

 

[beauregard]

Better to have no taste due to drinking lots of water versus a girl who eats asparagus all of the time.....

 

[lurkingdirk]

try licking between her toes, perhaps the taste migrated further south.

 

[skechers]

I was listening to this comedian, forget his name. He started this joke about how oral sex was alot like smoking a cigarette. And I'm thinking... no it's not! How the hell is oral like smoking? Well, it made sense when I heard the punchline.

Oral sex is like smoking a cigarette because the taste gets stronger the closer you get to the butt.

:thumbsup:

 

[ILLFINDHER]

her pussy had NO taste?!?!?!?!?!?! what did it like listening to kenny G and watching the view?

 

[sexdog121]

Maybe you were to stoned to notice a taste

 

[Shifty]

Maybe invite her out for a jog or some weightlifting.

 

[Sab]

You know, the taste is weakest just after a shower.. But even after she came you couldn't taste anything? That is a little unusual...

 

[~~whimsy~~]

What a freak!!!!!! Throw her ass in a freak show to show that freaky shit off!!!!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

No taste is a lot better than too much taste.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Maybe you can use a lemon and orange wedge if you want some taste.

 

[jayaprak]

no consideration about the taste and smell. enjoy the heavenly moment by doing the greatest action (licking and eating) without those kind of silly expectations. that is my policy

 

[Crazy4theBrat]

Maybe it's just like Asian food. Just try adding a little sweet and sour sauce.