Probably going to kick myself for this...ask me anything!

[aesopRock]

Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 7418766, member: 346743"]No, it's not my thing. And ouch!!

A little pain isn't bad heh.

 

[bnaked]

How do I know which of my wife's friends is down for a threesome?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Roses or orchids?

 

[Maggie Green]

How do I know which of my wife's friends is down for a threesome?

The one that says yes!

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Roses or orchids?

Peonies are my absolute fave. But roses if I had to pick.

 

[bnaked]

Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 7419519, member: 346743"]The one that says yes!

:notworking:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I can't... Can you? Or is it an urban legend?

I can if I focus, and it's not an urban legend, I just figured out 3 syllables that form a tongue twister purely by accident.

Flintstones or Jetsons?

 

[Maggie Green]

I can if I focus, and it's not an urban legend, I just figured out 3 syllables that form a tongue twister purely by accident.

Flintstones or Jetsons?

I'd have to go with the Flintstones. I like their bare feet.

 

[mokbel69]

Ooh yes! British accents, Aussie accents, some Southern accents are hot but some sound hillbilly. Actually now that I think about it, most accents get my panties a little wet : )

Well G'day then

You could travel anywhere in the world, the only catch is you would have to take me with you. Do you still go? And if so where to?

 

[gunslingingbird]

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

 

[Maggie Green]

Well G'day then

You could travel anywhere in the world, the only catch is you would have to take me with you. Do you still go? And if so where to?

I think I would go to Bora Bora and stay in one of those huts that are right on the ocean. That's been a dream vacay of mine for years. Yes, I'd still take you as you'd come in usual for putting suntan lotion on my back and fetching my fruity cocktails : )

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What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

Then we as a human race are fucked.

 

[aesopRock]

Bob Barker or Drew Carey?

 

[gunslingingbird]

If airplane is to tomato like antelope is to island, then what is telescope?

 

[Johan]

Hï Maggie !

Satan has an offer for you :
You can cure the world from war and poverty forever but there's a price to this : You will never ever feel any physical pleasure during sex.
So, deal or not ?

 

[Maggie Green]

Bob Barker or Drew Carey?

Bob Barker all the way! The Price just hasn't been the same without him. Although Drew does a good enough job.

 

[Maggie Green]

If airplane is to tomato like antelope is to island, then what is telescope?

A good thing to shove up Ander's ass!

 

[Maggie Green]

Hï Maggie !

Satan has an offer for you :
You can cure the world from war and poverty forever but there's a price to this : You will never ever feel any physical pleasure during sex.
So, deal or not ?

I'd love to say that I'd take one for the team and end all of the suffering but hell, no pleasure from sex would just make me too sad : (

Plus, if there wasn't any more poor people then we wouldn't have welfare so there wouldn't be a system to abuse. Then my conservative friends wouldn't have much left to complain about on their Facebook pages. Making for a very dull world.

 

[aesopRock]

Bob Barker all the way! The Price just hasn't been the same without him. Although Drew does a good enough job.

I like Bob best but Drew is great too. I don't like the other aspects they've changed, like the announcer or the male model.

 

[D-rock]

Don't you think it would be hard to kick yourself? I mean maybe in the calf or other part of the leg, but anywhere else you would need to be pretty flexible.

 

[mokbel69]

I think I would go to Bora Bora and stay in one of those huts that are right on the ocean. That's been a dream vacay of mine for years. Yes, I'd still take you as you'd come in usual for putting suntan lotion on my back and fetching my fruity cocktails : )

You mean one of these?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bora_Bora_01835.jpg
Or these?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Matira_Beach,_Bora_Bora,_French_Polynesia.jpg

Nice choice btw! I've always wanted to go somewhere like Tahiti which is pretty close to that. It's basically half way between the US and Australia too. You wear the bikinis and I'll bring the suntan lotion and we'll meet at the bar

What's the better threesome to have, FFM or MMF?

 

[Maggie Green]

You mean one of these?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bora_Bora_01835.jpg
Or these?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Matira_Beach,_Bora_Bora,_French_Polynesia.jpg

Nice choice btw! I've always wanted to go somewhere like Tahiti which is pretty close to that. It's basically half way between the US and Australia too. You wear the bikinis and I'll bring the suntan lotion and we'll meet at the bar

What's the better threesome to have, FFM or MMF?

The first ones!
Ah, one can dream. I am sure they are very pricey!

I've only had threesomes with one girl and one guy. Never two guys at once. I may try it soon though : )

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Don't you think it would be hard to kick yourself? I mean maybe in the calf or other part of the leg, but anywhere else you would need to be pretty flexible.

I can kick my own butt : )