Predict the Future
- Thread starter KungFuDude
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Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Dark days ahead.
We attack Iran.
Biological weapons in America and the UK.
A war on American soil.
Nuclear bombs, end result a lot less people on Earth.
:ak47:
We attack Iran.
Biological weapons in America and the UK.
A war on American soil.
Nuclear bombs, end result a lot less people on Earth.
:ak47:
It was almost true. I did take a huge dump but it did not clog the toilet.
In the future, there will be just 6 continental states on earth.
Africa will keep eating nothing but shit of western greediness.
There won't be a country called Turkey in the future, it becomes Fried Turkey after WW3. lol It's inevitable.
Violence in kids' shows will be a natural part of the content.
Porn will be used in secondary and high schools for sexual education.
Soap operas will have obvious xxx rated scenes.
USA restart thier adventure to the world domination aka Indepence War 2 against China.
Celebrities become public goods.
Pornstars will run the states especially Czechia, Slovakia, Hungary and Sweden!
God will be known as Good Old Days.
Africa will keep eating nothing but shit of western greediness.
There won't be a country called Turkey in the future, it becomes Fried Turkey after WW3. lol It's inevitable.
Violence in kids' shows will be a natural part of the content.
Porn will be used in secondary and high schools for sexual education.
Soap operas will have obvious xxx rated scenes.
USA restart thier adventure to the world domination aka Indepence War 2 against China.
Celebrities become public goods.
Pornstars will run the states especially Czechia, Slovakia, Hungary and Sweden!
God will be known as Good Old Days.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
In ten years, gas will be $30 a litre, Finland will control most of the world's resources, and Next Door Nikki still won't be showing her pussy.
In the world I see -- you're stalking
elk through the damp canyon forests
around the ruins of Rockefeller
Center. You will wear leather
clothes that last you the rest of
your life. You will climb the wrist-
thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears
Tower. You will see tiny figures
pounding corn and laying-strips of
venison on the empty car pool lane of
the ruins of a superhighway.
elk through the damp canyon forests
around the ruins of Rockefeller
Center. You will wear leather
clothes that last you the rest of
your life. You will climb the wrist-
thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears
Tower. You will see tiny figures
pounding corn and laying-strips of
venison on the empty car pool lane of
the ruins of a superhighway.
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
Economic ruin and societal collapse will result in the Third World War--the haves versus the have-nots. Most industrialized nations will be forced to side with the haves for economic reasons, while socialist and "rogue" nations will side with the have-nots. After the dust settles, all order and comfort will be gone for a rebuilding phase after neither side is a clear winner. Banks will cease to exist, replaced by a bartering system. People will be on their own to store what little they have in safety. Police and public service will be replaced by paid mercenary groups. There will be no organized education at any level. Books and media will be controlled by whatever leaders have the biggest shares. Employment will depend on one's closeness to these leaders and what small wages earned will be a result of production only. Eventually these monied leaders will acquiesce in providing some form of infrastructure--roads, hospitals, the beginnings of a basic education--from fear of another war. As some circles of society will gradually improve, leaders will begin to form governments around them, headed by stalwarts apart from but sympathetic to the leaders' causes. This idea will spread slowly until most sectors of society are afforded a standard basis of life and a few scattered rights. Economically the societies will fall into three sectors: the wealthy, the middle class, and the poor. Various surviving peoples worldwide will follow this type of system.
Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
nice :thumbsup:
I just received my bootleg Olympics DVD from Beijing so I'll be able to tell you all the US gold medal winners shortly...in fact, let me take a quick peek..OMG! WE DIDN'T WIN THE BASKETBALL GOLD! Dammit! Holy shit! There's a press conference on the DVD..KOBE IS LEAVING THE LAKERS AND SIGNING A $50MIL CONTRACT WITH AC MILAN! Holy shit!
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
I predict that someone will post something after me.
I predict that I will take a shower sometime within the next week. 
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
Were all going to die.
now everyone emo party at my house.
Emo party? Good god man, don't tell me your emo?!
I predict that I will take a shower sometime within the next week.
I predict that I won't be around you in the next week
In 2029, machines control the world and are bent on the extermination of humans. They would reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable.
To this end, the machines send back someone from the future to May 12, 1984. This mysterious being obtains weapons and begins hunting down anyone listed as "Sarah Connor" in the phone book. He is stopped by another time traveler, Kyle Reese, sent back to protect her.
"Alla, viene un tormenta!"
"What did he just say?"
"He said there's a storm coming."
(long dramatic pause)...........I know.
No Fate But What We Make
To this end, the machines send back someone from the future to May 12, 1984. This mysterious being obtains weapons and begins hunting down anyone listed as "Sarah Connor" in the phone book. He is stopped by another time traveler, Kyle Reese, sent back to protect her.
"Alla, viene un tormenta!"
"What did he just say?"
"He said there's a storm coming."
(long dramatic pause)...........I know.
No Fate But What We Make
