Photo of Petra

I thought we finally had the elusive Petra pic we all desire.

I should negative rep you for getting our hopes up, but since you're legit, I'll let it pass.

:D
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I thought we finally had the elusive Petra pic we all desire.

I should negative rep you for getting our hopes up, but since you're legit, I'll let it pass.

:D

I'm like The Stig. My face shall never be seen on this board and if it's ever shown I have to quit my job. :tongue:
 
I'm like The Stig. My face shall never be seen on this board and if it's ever shown I have to quit my job. :tongue:

I was going to liken you to the great white whale, but it seemed unwise to compare any woman to a whale. Especially a woman with God-like powers.

So I refrained. :tongue:
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I'm like The Stig. My face shall never be seen on this board and if it's ever shown I have to quit my job. :tongue:

Your face isn't the only part of your body, Your Fucking Highness. Sooooo...yeah. Just something to think about.
 
Damn...I was hoping I'd finally get to see the lovely Petra of FreeOne's :(
 
*increases post count*
 

PirateKing

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:mad:shame on you sir! How dare you lure us into this thread with false hope, only to crush that hope to tiny pieces!
Not to be discouraged so easily I was still able to will myself to work one out to petraeus but I assure you i was sobbing the entire time. Do you like making people cry you sicko?! Well here, drink it up!


http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/dawson-crying.JPG
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AY0CMceYq_c/R0G2wUDV2XI/AAAAAAAAAJI/u5egau2uS-8/s320/paris-crying.jpg
http://www.thesunblog.com/frosting/PaulaAbdul_Crying.jpg
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/tonya-harding-crying.jpg
http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/britney_crying_matt_lauer.jpg
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I'm like The Stig. My face shall never be seen on this board and if it's ever shown I have to quit my job. :tongue:

Some say that she’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after her...

Some say her skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear her thoughts...

Some say that she has no understanding of clouds, and that her earwax tastes like Turkish Delight...

all we know is, she's called petra
 
You bastard! I should banish you for your equivocation! :ban: :thefinger

Some say that she’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after her...

Some say her skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear her thoughts...

Some say that she has no understanding of clouds, and that her earwax tastes like Turkish Delight...

all we know is, she's called petra

:lame:
 
Some say that she’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after her...

Some say her skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear her thoughts...

Some say that she has no understanding of clouds, and that her earwax tastes like Turkish Delight...

all we know is, she's called petra

...and she's the most interesting woman in the world, who doesn't always drink beer, but when she does, she drinks Dos Equis...stay thirsty my friends.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
We've been had!
 
I'm like The Stig. My face shall never be seen on this board and if it's ever shown I have to quit my job. :tongue:

Your face isn't the only part of your body, Your Fucking Highness. Sooooo...yeah. Just something to think about.

That's true. We'd likely be happy with a body shot.
:thumbsup:

Never have there been words with more truth behind them. Since my hopes have now been crushed I can go back to mundane tasks such as breathing.
 
voyage-incentive-petra2.jpg

the Kazneh of the ancient city of Petra (8th century BC - 8th century AC).
Yeah, it's the place they used in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
 
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