I forgot what I was going to say.
Photo of Petra
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Alright Men. We've been given our marching orders. The Mission is simple. 5million posts by Sept 10, 2010 and we get our coveted Petra boobs and booty shot...
We need to organize about 5 MARATHON POST SESSIONS between now and Sept. We basically create a thread and see how many posts in a 24 hr periods we can get on it. I bet I could put 14 hrs straight on some random Saturday and maybe get 1000 in a day.
We need a organize a massive WWII-type war effort (modeled after the Victory Garden concept) and GET TO 5 MILLION!!!!!!!
We need to organize about 5 MARATHON POST SESSIONS between now and Sept. We basically create a thread and see how many posts in a 24 hr periods we can get on it. I bet I could put 14 hrs straight on some random Saturday and maybe get 1000 in a day.
We need a organize a massive WWII-type war effort (modeled after the Victory Garden concept) and GET TO 5 MILLION!!!!!!!
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
We shall go on to the end, we shall post in France, we shall post on the seas and oceans, we shall post with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall earn our photos, whatever the cost may be, we shall post on the beaches, we shall post on the landing grounds, we shall post in the fields and in the streets, we shall post in the hills; we shall never give up, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this board does not make that post quota, then our Roald beyond the seas, armed and guarded by a camera, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the FreeOnes Board, with all its power and might, steps forth to the photos and the liberation of Petra's boobs from her shirt.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
How about this...IF we can reach 5 million posts (without post count spam) by my wedding date, September 10th, I'll post some pictures of myself.
A) You Might as well ask us to discover the cure for cancer before you show us a picture of yourself. 5 MILLION posts? WITHOUT post count spam? :1orglaugh You dreamin' girlfriend. :snaps fingers and weaves neck back and forth like a confident black woman:
B) I notice how you said "I'll post some pictures of myself", not "I'll post some nude pictures of myself". You also didn't specify how old you would be in said pictures, which means you could easily post pictures of you as a little girl and tease us all once again. You tricky, tricky devil you. This is why you deserve to be called Your Fucking Highness. :bowdown:
:glugglug:
This has a very nice hollywood big budget blockbuster speech quality to it....:nanner:
Reportin' for duty err......Sarge!!
1orglaugh)You bring up a good point. If we meet our end of the bargain, and all we get is a Petra pic from grade school or something....
Than we bring these back...
I'm not that bothered to be honest. . .:dunno:How about this...IF we can reach 5 million posts (without post count spam) by my wedding date, September 10th, I'll post some pictures of myself.
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I think 5 million posts could be doable. Spend less time jerking off and more time typing! :tongue:
The photos won't be nude, but I promise they'll be current. As in 2010 current...and I promise cleavage. That good enough?
You go, Roald!
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Well, if you let me see your cleavage then I will certainly have difficulty spending LESS time jerking off. I'm just sayin'.
The ball is in your court, Your Fucking Highness.
