Lars Von Trier's The Hobbit would have been so much better.
Fuck!
No! Scratch that, Michael Haneke's The Hobbit. GENIUS! :bowdown:
Tim Burton. That would have been awesome.
NO! Michael Haneke! Dammit!![]()
Okay, ok. Let's compromise. Kevin Costner. It would be epic. So epically fucking ridiculous and horrible.
Kevin Costner with James Cameron co-directing.
:nanner: :nanner: In 3-D :nanner: :nanner:
The movie would be so awesome, you'd be sterile by the time you left the theatre.
That's Cameron's power.
You just blew my mind.
I just blew my load. Sorry, I just lost interest in you for a while, by try me again in a few minutes.
Fap.Wait, there's actually a pornstar called Try Me? :rofl:
Okay, ok. Let's compromise. Kevin Costner. It would be epic. So epically fucking ridiculous and horrible.
Wait, there's actually a pornstar called Try Me? :rofl:
That's just awful.
Some say awful. I say ridiculous. ridiculously hot. C'mon, man. If try me came up to you and said, "Try Meee, I'm a sexy bitch," you'd be powerless to refuse...
Not if I headbutted her.