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SexyPattycake

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It's a great video, but it makes this whole "I just tease!" thing you try to do even more ridiculous and hypocritical than it has been for literally years.

Like, if you wanna do porn, just do porn. We'd all love it. I haven't bothered subscribing since the pattycakeonline days because it's been the exact same formulaic content for years.
 
It's a great video, but it makes this whole "I just tease!" thing you try to do even more ridiculous and hypocritical than it has been for literally years.

Like, if you wanna do porn, just do porn. We'd all love it. I haven't bothered subscribing since the pattycakeonline days because it's been the exact same formulaic content for years.

couldnt agree more, none is falling for this
 

Tease

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Pattycake should make the content I want instead of the content she wants. Only we have the power to define "porn" for other people and we know better than her! AMIRTE?
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Try reverse psychology. Tell her you don't want to see her cooter, and maybe she'll show it to you out of spite.
 
That's certainly more clever an approach than the whining.
It's not really whining. I don't really care if she changes what she does or not. Just pointing out -- accurately -- that claiming you just do tease content with some slips then releasing a handjob video complete with cumshots is kind of ridiculous.


Callistamodel was always the same way, like straight up pulling anal beads out of her asshole, but heaven forbid she show her vagina or a nipple.

At the end of the day, though, if that's what the models want to do and people are willing to pay for it, good for all involved. As long as you're happy, you do you. Doesn't make it any less ludicrous, though.
 

Tease

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I don't care...just pointing out. Got it. Who is to say what "tease" should mean?

What I have learned in this business. Models who do the content THEY enjoy end up having the most fun and lasting careers. Models who do content based on what others want burn out and disappear. If her content is not your thing, then cool. Move on. This isn't the first post you have made in this thread complaining she isn't doing what you want. Get over yourself.

"It's not "erotic art." It's porn. It's just not very good porn."

"You do realize she’s been online for like 15 years, right? And she’s faked fans out with these pseudo-hardcore vids before. If she was going to do legit b/g, she would’ve done it by now."

"Photoshopping out things so you just look like a Barbie doll with a toy is just creepy. It's exactly why I will never be a member of her site. I was back in the day, but fuck that, man. If she wants to do porn, she should just do porn. People will pay for it. This in between shit is just weird."

And so on...Harassing and constantly whining about an OCSM on here is against the rules. BTW.
 
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And so on...Harassing and constantly whining about an OCSM on here is against the rules. BTW.
If a handful of comments of the span of almost 9 years counts as "constant whining" or "harassing" then your definitions are far, far different than mine.

People are entitled to opinions. I've voiced some. And actually, all of those comments you quoted were specific responses to specific things she's released. My having a different opinion than you doesn't make it harassment.
 
"You do realize she’s been online for like 15 years, right? And she’s faked fans out with these pseudo-hardcore vids before. If she was going to do legit b/g, she would’ve done it by now."
15 years...? It's actually more like 20 years - - Pattycakeonline went live in August 2001.
 
If a handful of comments of the span of almost 9 years counts as "constant whining" or "harassing" then your definitions are far, far different than mine.

People are entitled to opinions. I've voiced some. And actually, all of those comments you quoted were specific responses to specific things she's released. My having a different opinion than you doesn't make it harassment.
I read your comments and I don't conssider them harrassment. Pattycake has frustrated many people over the years by being inconsistent and, perhaps, crying wolf once too often. The teasing has been almost cruel sometimes, but I guess if that's your thing then she is the Queen of that niche. In many ways her content just seems to reinforce the notion that her website really is just a hobby for her -- although the appearance of Premium content suggests that that may not be so anymore. I certainly want to see more b/g content -- even g/g content would be nice (Ariel Rebel, are you reading this?😉) so I think the trend is heading in the right direction and I hope the orders have been flooding in. 🙂
 
I read your comments and I don't conssider them harrassment. Pattycake has frustrated many people over the years by being inconsistent and, perhaps, crying wolf once too often. The teasing has been almost cruel sometimes, but I guess if that's your thing then she is the Queen of that niche. In many ways her content just seems to reinforce the notion that her website really is just a hobby for her -- although the appearance of Premium content suggests that that may not be so anymore. I certainly want to see more b/g content -- even g/g content would be nice (Ariel Rebel, are you reading this?😉) so I think the trend is heading in the right direction and I hope the orders have been flooding in. 🙂
I wish people stopped complaining about tease models though. We already lost Kari Sweets and Nikki Sims due to never ending whining and piracy, please don't add Patty to the list, please! (for those complaining). It's not gonna make any girl do B/G or show more, they will do what they want to do and in the end, we just lose models that end up moving on with their lives when they had enough.

I too wish Patty showed more lol but I have accepted that she shows what she shows and I would rather have that than no content at all.
 
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