Ha! 4 or 5 years? Her site's ten year anniversary was last July and we are close approaching the 11th. That question would have been most appropriate in 2005.
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Ha! 4 or 5 years? Her site's ten year anniversary was last July and we are close approaching the 11th. That question would have been most appropriate in 2005.
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I bet she's been shooting hardcore porn with her Anime buddies for years too. She'll be releasing the **** into the 2030's. The truth will be told.
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So who's got the new zip and what do you think? I ****** on "Come to my Window." Is this one worth $35? I kind of doubt it.
WhiffOfGreen
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Blasphemy, Alwil! 
I'd pay $35 for a live webcam and speaker so I could heckle.
But seriously folks... This looks like what you've been waiting for. My imagination filled that blank in the Mad Lib years ago, so I'm good.
I'd pay $35 for a live webcam and speaker so I could heckle.
But seriously folks... This looks like what you've been waiting for. My imagination filled that blank in the Mad Lib years ago, so I'm good.
I give up on her like a year and a half ago. I use to be one of her biggest fans, even had an website dedicated to everything pattycake online and was a long time member on her site. After years and years of the same old crap, I just couldn't take it no more. Now I check her site like every few months to see if just MAYBE JUST MAYBE she would be at least topless, but of course nope.
Mr. Daystar
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Blasphemy, Alwil!
I'd pay $35 for a live webcam and speaker so I could heckle.
But seriously folks... This looks like what you've been waiting for. My imagination filled that blank in the Mad Lib years ago, so I'm good.
So, paying for a membership to her site, doesn't entitle you to have the videos!? You have to pay extra for every little thing, or is that just for people that don't belong, but want one or two things, here and there?
Virtually all of the videos are available to members. She occasionally puts something out there that's considered special enough to pay extra for. Though actually -- and I can't believe I'm saying this -- I agree with WhiffOfGreen. Imagination should account for something. Her regular stuff and your own ability to fantasize ought to be plenty enough for anybody.
WhiffOfGreen
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:rofl:
That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day.
"That is Pattycake's vagina. There are many like it, but that one is hers."
WhiffOfGreen
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It's best that there are barriers. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You can't shag a cartoon.
That's a worse hex than leaving your hat on the bed, and she knows it. It shows compassion.
Well said. I'll add that watching Patty masturbate has never been my favorite part of the site. Only once in a while do I believe that she's really into it. But when she is, it's gangbusters. Maybe she truly gets off in the zip but $35 is too much of a ******. Now if she would square her shoulders, face the camera, and let us look at her completely uncovered tits for 30 consecutive seconds; I'd pay $35.
$35 is a lot of money -- let your conscience be your guide. Patty masturbating like this though is pretty rare, you're likely to get off on the sounds more than the visual but you couldn't get any more POV than what's in the video. The last four minutes are really where it's at. She starts out with her panties off but, as many of you have said, you have to put up with the Pattycake style of arousal -- a few peeks, a lot of innuendo and a lot of "almost there" camera angles. If I was going to rank this Zip video I would rank it just behind 'In Training' at #2 -- that, despite the gel cock, still remains my favorite paid-for video of hers.
You were right to pass on that Zip. Bad lighting, no sound and she looked, um, not her best. Probably the camera angle.
Mr. Daystar
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Maybe for you, but me...I want a toy in BOTH holes, and a smile on her face. I wouldn't join, just because she doesn't show the goods anyway, but to deem something "extra special", that really isn't...not for me. It's a shame too, because she is a little cutie, and from what little we've seen...it looks like it's really nice.
WhiffOfGreen
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Let me get this straight. You can practically see the lips fluttering in the silicone wind in this new video, right?
And I've somehow ended up being the White Knight here? What the fuck just happened?
And I've somehow ended up being the White Knight here? What the fuck just happened?
