You're in Southern California -- don't you guys eat vegetable pizza with broccoli, sliced brussels sprouts, spinach and beets? And of course, desert style pizza with coconut and pineapple chunks? A white cheese pizza? Nothing else on it. Crazy!
As for me? Give me anchovies (more so than not, I crave the saltiness) as well as sausage (sliced length wise. No circles for me), pepperoni (illustrated like you have), onions and green peppers, and lastly black olives and fresh garlic (though black olives have no taste. Green olives are preferred.) I'll eat sausage or pepperoni before I eat pizza with sliced meatballs. Sicilian squares rather than Neapolitan triangles. Anchovies have to be eaten on Neapolitan triangles, bend it with the grease dripping into your hands, and onto the napkins makes for excellent stuff.