Open Casting Call for StarBlitzzz Porn Productions

[tunsty]

'2 guys, one bowl, cornflakes and the president's breakfast bar'

 

[senob44]

The females might have to go on strike if these outrageous work demands continue. We're being worked like sweatshop children....10 scenes a day is just too much!

Point taken. No more than 9 scenes a day in the future.

'2 guys, one bowl, cornflakes and the president's breakfast bar'

Someone's always gotta take it one step too far... :rofl:

Seriously, though I have instituted a no-bush policy for this set and though it's on a technicality, that does exclude Dubya, Bush Sr. and unfortunately Barbara Bush as well. Even though it is painfully obvious she is ripe for porn.

 

[sputnikgirl]

I dunno, if Barbara isn't signed on to the project, Sybil might have to take her star power elsewhere.

Sybil in her glasses...

 

[senob44]

^ You look awesome, Sybil!! That sure is some star power! You look ready for Hollywood!

 

[gunslingingbird]

I dunno, if Barbara isn't signed on to the project, Sybil might have to take her star power elsewhere.

Sybil in her glasses...

I'd like to see something that we could use to market our product. Can we get a picture of Sybil sporting her glasses in something more risqué like, say, a negligé, a garter belt, and stockings?