Open Casting Call for StarBlitzzz Porn Productions

[bennihanna]

im game for acting and direction i go under the name Justin Joy

 

[senob44]

Pleased to meet you.Does that mean you won`t need your own personal fluffer??

Any news on audition dates?I may need to take some time off work.

We need all the fluffers we can get right now. I can't guarantee anyone in particular that they will be MY fluffer, but we have plenty of well-hung professionals already involved in this production.

As for audition dates, we haven't really planned that far ahead yet. ChefChiTown has made a mess of my basement, what with all his attempts to get out, and I'll have to clean up before we can even think of shooting.

Right! We two are commonly known as the Anaheim Mighty Dicks.

Right you are, my mightily dicked friend! Though maybe we could change the "Anaheim" to "AnaLheim"? Something to think about maybe.

im game for acting and direction i go under the name Justin Joy

Glad to have you aboard Justin! Your nickname on the set will be "The Joy Boy". Looking forward to working with you, and as far as direction, that position IS in high demand, but I'm sure we can have you direct a scene or two!

 

[Becks...poamr]

I can't guarantee anyone in particular that they will be MY fluffer

I see how it is.

No acting ONLY with you. I need a new partner now.

As for audition dates, we haven't really planned that far ahead yet. ChefChiTown has made a mess of my basement, what with all his attempts to get out, and I'll have to clean up before we can even think of shooting.

I think maybe he escaped when Dad was down there this afternoon.

Right you are, my mightily dicked friend! Though maybe we could change the "Anaheim" to "AnaLheim"? Something to think about maybe!

I'm surprised you didn't think of that sooner.

 

[Psychology]

What is a fluffer? Sorry for sounding like such a noob, but I don't know the behind the scenes stuff about porn, I just watch it.

I'd love to join, if you're serious. I'll do anything, if it can get me close to naked women. I hope that didn't sound too creepy. Damn, I just screwed up my chances, didn't I?

 

[dick van cock]

What is a fluffer? Sorry for sounding like such a noob, but I don't know the behind the scenes stuff about porn, I just watch it.

Come up and see me sometimes! I'll show you! :blowjob:

 

[hothannah]

What is a fluffer? Sorry for sounding like such a noob, but I don't know the behind the scenes stuff about porn, I just watch it.

I'd love to join, if you're serious. I'll do anything, if it can get me close to naked women. I hope that didn't sound too creepy. Damn, I just screwed up my chances, didn't I?

A fluffer is a person, usually a girl who gets the male performers hard for their scene by giving them a blow job etc.

 

[Psychology]

A fluffer is a person, usually a girl who gets the male performers hard for their scene by giving them a blow job etc.

Wow, that's amazing. Well, I definately wouldn't want to be that.

 

[nothingandless]

i would gladly join the staff if the position of door-man/greeter hasn't been filled yet.

ill apologize beforehand, i have terrible aim in the bathroom and i eat way too much mexican food.

 

[gunslingingbird]

ill apologize beforehand, i have terrible aim in the bathroom and i eat way too much mexican food.

That just makes for a better, more realistic bathroom to shoot in! Great! I think you'll make a wonderful addition to our team. Let me just get your application to the boss, and you're all set.

{Looks around for senob}

 

[sputnikgirl]

Sybil Disobedience's glasses are in the mail. Once I get them, I'll have to post a pic.

 

[BlueBalls]

Smokey Wood, great name for a pornstar.

 

[D-rock]

I have never got the concept of a fluffer. If you have that much trouble getting yourself hard on your own you probably shouldn't be in the business. :1orglaugh

 

[senob44]

i would gladly join the staff if the position of door-man/greeter hasn't been filled yet.

ill apologize beforehand, i have terrible aim in the bathroom and i eat way too much mexican food.

That just makes for a better, more realistic bathroom to shoot in! Great! I think you'll make a wonderful addition to our team. Let me just get your application to the boss, and you're all set.

{Looks around for senob}

Terrific idea, GSB! Welcome aboard, nothingandless! I can picture the bathroom now: real piss on the floor, perhaps a clogged toilet! No, this isn't High-Class Vivid Entertainment porn folks! We may give you a storyline, but it won't be about some millionaire in a mansion!

Sybil Disobedience's glasses are in the mail. Once I get them, I'll have to post a pic.

Aha! Things are going quite smoothly I might add....

I have never got the concept of a fluffer. If you have that much trouble getting yourself hard on your own you probably shouldn't be in the business. :1orglaugh

BLASPHEMER! :hammer: My last name isn't "Hardon" for nothing!!!!

 

[Count Fuckula]

I can bring the donkey if you're interested senob

 

[senob44]

I can bring the donkey if you're interested senob

Totally forgot about that! Yes, Count, please bring the donkey!

 

[nothingandless]

I can picture the bathroom now: real piss on the floor, perhaps a clogged toilet! No, this isn't High-Class Vivid Entertainment porn folks! We may give you a storyline, but it won't be about some millionaire in a mansion!

i can't promise you much, but reality is reality!

by the way, i don't wash my feet, and the belly-button lint is out of control. perhaps this staff worker aspires to stardom?

only time will tell.:glugglug::glugglug::hatsoff:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Can we do something artistic for a change? Maybe an introspective look at 2 women rolling around in oatmeal?

 

[senob44]

by the way, i don't wash my feet, and the belly-button lint is out of control. perhaps this staff worker aspires to stardom?

Well, judging by the amount of photos I've seen where the model's feet are dirty, I'd say that's the norm for the porn industry! Why should feet be clean anyway? This is not a foot fetish video! That's idea perhaps, though...

As for aspiring to stardom, you may start out working at the door, but ANYTHING goes in a StarBlitzzz production! You may want to pick out your porn name now before the action comes your way!

Can we do something artistic for a change? Maybe an introspective look at 2 women rolling around in oatmeal?

I don't know about a scene with two women and no one else. As it is, I'm gonna have to use at least 3 guys in every scene just to get everyone into this movie! Besides, our women are overworked as it is. How 'bout this for artistic? I'm thinking 2 guys 1 cup...

 

[sputnikgirl]

The females might have to go on strike if these outrageous work demands continue. We're being worked like sweatshop children....10 scenes a day is just too much!

 

[gunslingingbird]

How 'bout this for artistic? I'm thinking 2 guys 1 cup...

That's got potential, but it's too easy for it to become an internet viral video sensation. How about filming "2 Guys 1 Bowl" using the aforementioned defiled restroom facilities?

The females might have to go on strike if these outrageous work demands continue. We're being worked like sweatshop children....10 scenes a day is just too much!

Even if it's with talent of the likes of senob, DvC, and tunsty? What more could you want out of life?