Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

[Peter Gazinya]

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

Get Peter Gazinya to get down on one knee and with a mouthful of tabletennis balls humm the theme tune to Dallas and giv you a good tugging

that creative enough for you Peter :thefinger

That is quite creative but I just can't do that. I wouldn't want to steal any of your tricks.

 

[joethehoe]

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

damn lots of ideas i wouldnt stick shit up my ass tho

 

[KingsOfTomorrw]

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

That is quite creative but I just can't do that. I wouldn't want to steal any of your tricks.

Its alright your mom showed me it

 

[waltercoffman]

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

Switch hands for a nice change of pace

 

[joethehoe]

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

lol ive done that a few times

 

[juballs]

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

hahahaha Jumper Cables...thats the hardest i laughed today!


lol, use ur other hand... that seems to work

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

Its alright your mom showed me it

Dude that's not funny. You and me are fighting....at recess.

 

[KingsOfTomorrw]

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

Dude that's not funny. You and me are fighting....at recess.

k...

 

[floridaguy75200]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

christy canyon Traci Lords savanah barbare dare Ginger Lynn buffy davis Amber Lynn raquel darrian Tonisha Mills

 

[da_Sickness]

wanking about girlfriends

i know that many of the board members here already have wives or girlfriends (committed or open) but my question is: in the past, has there ever been a time in your life when you were maybe young and had a girlfriend that was not really committed to having sex so (and no handjobs or blows) you thought the next best thing was to wank off by your self, thinking of having sex with her? and by mentioning this, i was a young horny bastard back in grad school alright!!

 

[hedonis]

Re: wanking about girlfriends

No. If I'm going to bother to wank it- I'll be fantasizing about someone else.


JW

 

[JiDoKwan]

Re: wanking about girlfriends

Not really!
If my g/f wasn't into sex, she usually had a sister that was. :yinyang: :dunno: :bowdown:

 

[Johan]

Re: wanking about girlfriends

No. If I'm going to bother to wank it- I'll be fantasizing about someone else.

Same here. I'll be fantasizing on pornstars or ex-g/f, not on her. Wanking on my girl knowing she doesn't want to have sex seems insane to me. In some way, it sounds like raping her, even if it is only in thinkings...

 

[Caleb14]

Re: wanking about girlfriends

Used to do that all the time. Not so much anymore though.

 

[da_Sickness]

Re: wanking about girlfriends

ok first off. i wasn't talkin about now!! (present-time) i was more so talking about the past like elementary school or high school. when we were young. and horny ..haha (well still horny now..)

 

[The Boss]

Re: wanking about girlfriends

No. If I'm going to bother to wank it- I'll be fantasizing about someone else.


JW

LOL, yeah that's exactly right !!

 

[hedonis]

Re: wanking about girlfriends

Not really!
If my g/f wasn't into sex, she usually had a sister that was. :yinyang: :dunno: :bowdown:

BWAHH HA HA HA!!! That's great!

 

[hedonis]

Re: wanking about girlfriends

ok first off. i wasn't talkin about now!! (present-time) i was more so talking about the past like elementary school or high school. when we were young. and horny ..haha (well still horny now..)

Well, even then I found it hard (no pun intended) to fantasize about a girl who basically just told me she didn't want to have sex. Ginger Lynn was always waiting and ready... :hatsoff:

JW

 

[siliconebrian]

Re: wanking about girlfriends

euhm, good question!
I use to, but that didn't last long, because most of my gf's didn't mind giving head or having sex, so I didn't need to!

 

[JennaJfan]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Ginger Lynn and Amber Lynn i had one vid tape with them both on it and must have pop a 1000 load to it lol