Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?
Sky Lopez...my first porn discovery.
Sky Lopez...my first porn discovery.
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Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?
Great question. And the age differentials are obvious - nothing wrong with that. My first? The absolute first would be Sandy Cagle - Playboy's Miss February 1980. Rocked my young world.
http://www.photoeros.dp.ua/img/model/playboy/1980 02 Sandy Cagle/big_pix.html
Then discovering video, likesome others Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon. Oh, the memories...wait, where's that tube of lube?
Great question. And the age differentials are obvious - nothing wrong with that. My first? The absolute first would be Sandy Cagle - Playboy's Miss February 1980. Rocked my young world.
http://www.photoeros.dp.ua/img/model/playboy/1980 02 Sandy Cagle/big_pix.html
Then discovering video, likesome others Ginger Lynn and Christy Canyon. Oh, the memories...wait, where's that tube of lube?
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?
Kelly Nichols. (Anyone remember her?
)
http://www.pornlegends.com/knmain.html
Kelly Nichols. (Anyone remember her?
)http://www.pornlegends.com/knmain.html
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?
Either Marylin Chambers or Ginger Lynn... I think it was MC... but I didn't fall in love with a porn queen until Amber Lynn came along... next was Raquel Darrian. :banana:
Either Marylin Chambers or Ginger Lynn... I think it was MC... but I didn't fall in love with a porn queen until Amber Lynn came along... next was Raquel Darrian. :banana:
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Wanking .......
# A big date with Rosy Palms
# A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
# Adjusting the antenna
# Adjusting your set
# Backstroke roulette
# Badgering the witness
# Baiting your hook
# Ball slappin' fun
# Bangin' your bacon
# Banging one out
# Banging the Cyclops
# Beating the Bishop
# Beating the dummy
# Beating the fuck out of your best friend
# Beating the goat
# Beating the old man
# Beating the pud
# Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget
# Bonging your shlong
# Boxing Oscar
# Breaking the fish tank
# Buckin' it
# Buffin' the bishop
# Buffing my wand
# Buffing the banana
# Caning the vandal
# Caping the crusader
# Capturing the bishop
# Carrying weight
# Casting off
# Changing your oil
# Choking the chicken
# Civil War
# Clamping the pipe
# Cleaning out your rope
# Cleaning the pipes
# Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops
# Cleaning your rifle
# Closet Frisbee
# Clubbing Eddy
# Coating Prince William Sound with love oil
# Cranking one off
# Cranking the love pump
# Cuffing the carrot
# Dating Miss Michigan (think geography)
# Dating Mother Palm and her five daughters
# Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters
# Debugging the hard drive
# Decongesting the weasel
# Devil's Handshake (Catholic School)
# Dick whacking
# Doing battle with the Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
# Doing handiwork
# Doing it your way
# Dry humping the ottoman
# Duking the Bishop
# Dundering the devil-dolphin
# Electing the president
# Emptying your sex pistol
# Engaging in safe sex
# Erupting Ol' Faithful
# Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell
# Evicting the testicular squatters
# Falling in love with your right hand
# Faxing Jimmy Dean
# Five knuckle Olympics
# Five on one
# Five-Digit Shuffle
# Five-finger discount
# Five-finger solo
# Flogging the frog
# Fluffing the pillow
# Flute solo
# Fly fishing
# Flying a kite
# Following my bliss
# Fondling the fig
# Fondling the fisherman
# Fondling the fountain
# Fooling with your tool
# Fucking a pillow
# Fucking Mrs. Fist, the five-fingered widow
# Getting a grip on things
# Getting a load off my mind
# Getting busy
# Giving it a good once over
# Giving it a tug
# Giving Ms. Palm and and her five sisters a ride on the meat train
# Giving the John Hancock
# Going a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
# Going blind
# Grappling the gorilla
# Greasin' up my love monkey
# Hand job
# Hand Shandy
# Hand Solo
# Hand-starting the one-eyed yogurt thrower
# Hand work
# Hand-to-gland combat
# Handling heavy equipment
# Helping Mr. Happy
# Hitchhiking to heaven
# Hitchhiking under the Big Top
# Hitching to heaven
# Honing the cone
# Honing your bone
# Honking the bobo
# Huffing on the hoagie
# Jack hammering
# Jackin'
# Jackin' the Beanstalk
# Jackin' your meat
# Jacking off
# Jacking up the hot rod
# Jag off
# Jammin' your jimmy
# Jogging the lizard
# Joining the Navy
# Joshing it
# Juice the Moose
# Juicing the jizz monster
# Jumping the jock
# Just combing my hair
# Just jerkin' it
# Keeping the Optometrists in business
# Kicking seamen
# Kneeding the bread
# Knockin' over the weeble
# Love's labors lost
# Loving the lizard
# Loving the muppet
# Lubing the tube
# Make like Hans Solo and stroke your wookie
# Makin' moonshine
# Making a fist sandwich
# Manhandling your man-handle
# Manipulating the mango
# Manning the cockpit
# Manual labor
# Manual override
# Masonic secret self handshake
# Massaging Mr. Ho-Ho
# Milking one's self
# Milking the bull
# Milking the cow
# Milking the lizard
# Milking the monkey
# Milking the moose
# Moulding hot plastic
# Onan's Olympics
# Onanism
# One gun salute
# One hand clapping
# One handed shim sham
# One man show
# One off the wrist
# One stop shopping
# One-armed skiing
# Palming the calm
# Pam Anderson Polka
# Pasting pages
# Petting the puppy
# Playin' the bone-a-thon
# Playin' with hardballs
# Playin' with yourself
# Playing the male organ
# Polishing the chrome dome
# Polishing the rocking horse
# Polishing the rod
# Polishing the sword
# Polishing your bayonet
# Polishing your helmet
# Popping your top
# Pounding off
# Practicing for the big game
# Praising God
# Preparing the carrot
# Priming the pump
# Pud wrestling
# Puddin'
# Pudwhacking
# Pullin' a few rounds
# Pulling off
# Pulling the Pope
# Pummeling the priest
# Pumpin' the poodle
# Pumping cream
# Pumping for pleasure
# Raising Stonehenge
# Raising the flag pole
# Raising the mainsail
# Riding the lightning
# Ringing the rag
# Rootin' for the Yankees
# Ropin' the long horn
# Roping the pony
# Roping the Pope
# Roughing the passer
# Salting your nuts in the shell
# Sanding the obelisk
# Sanding wood
# Saying a private prayer in the Church of the First Holy Monkey
# Saying hello to Mr. Winkie
# Scalpin' the injun
# Schnauzer Shuffleboard
# Self love
# Self-induced penile regurgitation
# Self-inflicted intercourse
# Sending a boy to the Academy
# Sending out the troops
# Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram
# Sex with someone you really love
# Shagging
# Shakin' hands with Little Richard
# Shakin' the snot off your frog
# Shaking the sauce
# Shavin' the carrot
# Shellacking the shellaleigh
# Shemping the hog
# Shifting gears
# Shifting to fifth gear with the pork spear
# Shining the helmet
# Shining the pork sword
# Shining the shaft
# Shooting for the stars
# Slapping my happy sacks
# Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
# Slaying the beast
# Slaying the dragon
# Smackin' Isaiah
# Smacking Bob around
# Smacking the monkey
# Smacking the oompa loompa
# Snapping one off
# Snapping the carrot
# Snapping the monkey
# Snapping the radish
# Spanking the plank
# Spanking the salami
# Spurtin' Bert
# Squashing the sea monkey
# Squeezing the burrito
# Squeezing the Charmin
# Squeezing the cheese
# Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
# Squeezing your cheese-dog
# Squirting off your load in the school bathroom
# Squishing the fish
# Staff meeting
# Stall clapping
# Starting the day off right
# Striking your match
# Stripping the bark off your wood
# Stroke 'til you spew
# Strokin'
# Strokin' the mule
# Strokin' the sausage
# Stroking it
# Stroking off
# Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
# Stroking the salami
# Stroking the satin-headed serpent
# Stroking the snake
# Stroking your twinkie
# Stromming the Thurmond
# Strummin' my six inch
# Studying for a math test
# Taking little Elvis to Graceland
# Taking matters into your own hands
# Taking ol' one eye through the fly
# Taking the sperm whale for a walk
# Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
# Talking quietly to yourself
# Talking turkey
# Taming the shrew
# Taming the wild hog
# Tenderizing your meat
# Test-firing the meat missle
# Testicular tensile strength test
# Testing the hand cream dispenser
# Testing the testicles
# Testing your batteries
# That crazy hand jive
# Thrapping
# Thrashing the weasel
# Threading a needle
# Tickling the ivory
# Tickling the one-eyed weasel
# Tickling the pickle
# Tickling the Polish salmon
# Toilet sailing
# Tonking
# Torkin' the fork
# Torqueing the turtle
# Torturing the tentacle
# Tossing off
# Tossing the boss
# Tossing the salad
# Tossing the sauce
# Tossing the snag
# Trolling for trouser trout
# Trouser snake CPR
# Trouser trout dancing lesson
# Tube sock tango
# Tug of war with Cyclops
# Tuggin' the timber
# Tugging Mount Love
# Tugging old beater
# Tugging the rope
# Tugging the slug
# Tuning your organ
# Turning on your fire hose
# Tussle with your muscle
# Tussling the Muscle
# Twanging the wire
# Unsheathing the pork sword
# Unwrapping the pepperoni
# Using the Force on Darth Vader
# Using the force on your meat saber
# Using the ol' 1 wood
# Varnishing the cane
# Varnishing the flagpole
# Vibrating the viper and making him spit poison
# Wacking the one-eyed worm
# Wacking the paddle
# Wacking the weasel
# Wacking the weiner
# Wacking the willie
# Wagging the dog
# Wailing
# Wakey wakey hands off snakey
# Waking the dead
# Waking Wee Willie Winkle
# Wanking
# Wanking off
# Wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel
# Warming up the altar boy's dinner
# Washing the elephant's trunk
# Washing the meat
# Washing the wolverine
# Wasting your wad
# Whipping your dripper
# White-water wristing
# Whitewashing
# Whittling the stick
# Workin' out a stiff joint
# Working a cramp out of your muscle
# Wrestling the eel
# Wrestling the gator
# Wrestling the one-eyed monster
# Wrestling the purple-headed warrior
# Wringing your weasel
# Wrist aerobics
# Yahtzee
# Yank my Doodle (It's a Dandy)
# Yankin' it
# Yankin' your chain
# Yankin' your Franklin
# Yanking off
# Yogurt slinging
# Zipper Olympics
# Zygote spraying
[Source]
So many ways, and one single action.
# A big date with Rosy Palms
# A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
# Adjusting the antenna
# Adjusting your set
# Backstroke roulette
# Badgering the witness
# Baiting your hook
# Ball slappin' fun
# Bangin' your bacon
# Banging one out
# Banging the Cyclops
# Beating the Bishop
# Beating the dummy
# Beating the fuck out of your best friend
# Beating the goat
# Beating the old man
# Beating the pud
# Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget
# Bonging your shlong
# Boxing Oscar
# Breaking the fish tank
# Buckin' it
# Buffin' the bishop
# Buffing my wand
# Buffing the banana
# Caning the vandal
# Caping the crusader
# Capturing the bishop
# Carrying weight
# Casting off
# Changing your oil
# Choking the chicken
# Civil War
# Clamping the pipe
# Cleaning out your rope
# Cleaning the pipes
# Cleaning the walls after an accident involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops
# Cleaning your rifle
# Closet Frisbee
# Clubbing Eddy
# Coating Prince William Sound with love oil
# Cranking one off
# Cranking the love pump
# Cuffing the carrot
# Dating Miss Michigan (think geography)
# Dating Mother Palm and her five daughters
# Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters
# Debugging the hard drive
# Decongesting the weasel
# Devil's Handshake (Catholic School)
# Dick whacking
# Doing battle with the Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
# Doing handiwork
# Doing it your way
# Dry humping the ottoman
# Duking the Bishop
# Dundering the devil-dolphin
# Electing the president
# Emptying your sex pistol
# Engaging in safe sex
# Erupting Ol' Faithful
# Escorting the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell
# Evicting the testicular squatters
# Falling in love with your right hand
# Faxing Jimmy Dean
# Five knuckle Olympics
# Five on one
# Five-Digit Shuffle
# Five-finger discount
# Five-finger solo
# Flogging the frog
# Fluffing the pillow
# Flute solo
# Fly fishing
# Flying a kite
# Following my bliss
# Fondling the fig
# Fondling the fisherman
# Fondling the fountain
# Fooling with your tool
# Fucking a pillow
# Fucking Mrs. Fist, the five-fingered widow
# Getting a grip on things
# Getting a load off my mind
# Getting busy
# Giving it a good once over
# Giving it a tug
# Giving Ms. Palm and and her five sisters a ride on the meat train
# Giving the John Hancock
# Going a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
# Going blind
# Grappling the gorilla
# Greasin' up my love monkey
# Hand job
# Hand Shandy
# Hand Solo
# Hand-starting the one-eyed yogurt thrower
# Hand work
# Hand-to-gland combat
# Handling heavy equipment
# Helping Mr. Happy
# Hitchhiking to heaven
# Hitchhiking under the Big Top
# Hitching to heaven
# Honing the cone
# Honing your bone
# Honking the bobo
# Huffing on the hoagie
# Jack hammering
# Jackin'
# Jackin' the Beanstalk
# Jackin' your meat
# Jacking off
# Jacking up the hot rod
# Jag off
# Jammin' your jimmy
# Jogging the lizard
# Joining the Navy
# Joshing it
# Juice the Moose
# Juicing the jizz monster
# Jumping the jock
# Just combing my hair
# Just jerkin' it
# Keeping the Optometrists in business
# Kicking seamen
# Kneeding the bread
# Knockin' over the weeble
# Love's labors lost
# Loving the lizard
# Loving the muppet
# Lubing the tube
# Make like Hans Solo and stroke your wookie
# Makin' moonshine
# Making a fist sandwich
# Manhandling your man-handle
# Manipulating the mango
# Manning the cockpit
# Manual labor
# Manual override
# Masonic secret self handshake
# Massaging Mr. Ho-Ho
# Milking one's self
# Milking the bull
# Milking the cow
# Milking the lizard
# Milking the monkey
# Milking the moose
# Moulding hot plastic
# Onan's Olympics
# Onanism
# One gun salute
# One hand clapping
# One handed shim sham
# One man show
# One off the wrist
# One stop shopping
# One-armed skiing
# Palming the calm
# Pam Anderson Polka
# Pasting pages
# Petting the puppy
# Playin' the bone-a-thon
# Playin' with hardballs
# Playin' with yourself
# Playing the male organ
# Polishing the chrome dome
# Polishing the rocking horse
# Polishing the rod
# Polishing the sword
# Polishing your bayonet
# Polishing your helmet
# Popping your top
# Pounding off
# Practicing for the big game
# Praising God
# Preparing the carrot
# Priming the pump
# Pud wrestling
# Puddin'
# Pudwhacking
# Pullin' a few rounds
# Pulling off
# Pulling the Pope
# Pummeling the priest
# Pumpin' the poodle
# Pumping cream
# Pumping for pleasure
# Raising Stonehenge
# Raising the flag pole
# Raising the mainsail
# Riding the lightning
# Ringing the rag
# Rootin' for the Yankees
# Ropin' the long horn
# Roping the pony
# Roping the Pope
# Roughing the passer
# Salting your nuts in the shell
# Sanding the obelisk
# Sanding wood
# Saying a private prayer in the Church of the First Holy Monkey
# Saying hello to Mr. Winkie
# Scalpin' the injun
# Schnauzer Shuffleboard
# Self love
# Self-induced penile regurgitation
# Self-inflicted intercourse
# Sending a boy to the Academy
# Sending out the troops
# Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram
# Sex with someone you really love
# Shagging
# Shakin' hands with Little Richard
# Shakin' the snot off your frog
# Shaking the sauce
# Shavin' the carrot
# Shellacking the shellaleigh
# Shemping the hog
# Shifting gears
# Shifting to fifth gear with the pork spear
# Shining the helmet
# Shining the pork sword
# Shining the shaft
# Shooting for the stars
# Slapping my happy sacks
# Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man
# Slaying the beast
# Slaying the dragon
# Smackin' Isaiah
# Smacking Bob around
# Smacking the monkey
# Smacking the oompa loompa
# Snapping one off
# Snapping the carrot
# Snapping the monkey
# Snapping the radish
# Spanking the plank
# Spanking the salami
# Spurtin' Bert
# Squashing the sea monkey
# Squeezing the burrito
# Squeezing the Charmin
# Squeezing the cheese
# Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
# Squeezing your cheese-dog
# Squirting off your load in the school bathroom
# Squishing the fish
# Staff meeting
# Stall clapping
# Starting the day off right
# Striking your match
# Stripping the bark off your wood
# Stroke 'til you spew
# Strokin'
# Strokin' the mule
# Strokin' the sausage
# Stroking it
# Stroking off
# Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
# Stroking the salami
# Stroking the satin-headed serpent
# Stroking the snake
# Stroking your twinkie
# Stromming the Thurmond
# Strummin' my six inch
# Studying for a math test
# Taking little Elvis to Graceland
# Taking matters into your own hands
# Taking ol' one eye through the fly
# Taking the sperm whale for a walk
# Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
# Talking quietly to yourself
# Talking turkey
# Taming the shrew
# Taming the wild hog
# Tenderizing your meat
# Test-firing the meat missle
# Testicular tensile strength test
# Testing the hand cream dispenser
# Testing the testicles
# Testing your batteries
# That crazy hand jive
# Thrapping
# Thrashing the weasel
# Threading a needle
# Tickling the ivory
# Tickling the one-eyed weasel
# Tickling the pickle
# Tickling the Polish salmon
# Toilet sailing
# Tonking
# Torkin' the fork
# Torqueing the turtle
# Torturing the tentacle
# Tossing off
# Tossing the boss
# Tossing the salad
# Tossing the sauce
# Tossing the snag
# Trolling for trouser trout
# Trouser snake CPR
# Trouser trout dancing lesson
# Tube sock tango
# Tug of war with Cyclops
# Tuggin' the timber
# Tugging Mount Love
# Tugging old beater
# Tugging the rope
# Tugging the slug
# Tuning your organ
# Turning on your fire hose
# Tussle with your muscle
# Tussling the Muscle
# Twanging the wire
# Unsheathing the pork sword
# Unwrapping the pepperoni
# Using the Force on Darth Vader
# Using the force on your meat saber
# Using the ol' 1 wood
# Varnishing the cane
# Varnishing the flagpole
# Vibrating the viper and making him spit poison
# Wacking the one-eyed worm
# Wacking the paddle
# Wacking the weasel
# Wacking the weiner
# Wacking the willie
# Wagging the dog
# Wailing
# Wakey wakey hands off snakey
# Waking the dead
# Waking Wee Willie Winkle
# Wanking
# Wanking off
# Wanking with the one-eyed wonder weasel
# Warming up the altar boy's dinner
# Washing the elephant's trunk
# Washing the meat
# Washing the wolverine
# Wasting your wad
# Whipping your dripper
# White-water wristing
# Whitewashing
# Whittling the stick
# Workin' out a stiff joint
# Working a cramp out of your muscle
# Wrestling the eel
# Wrestling the gator
# Wrestling the one-eyed monster
# Wrestling the purple-headed warrior
# Wringing your weasel
# Wrist aerobics
# Yahtzee
# Yank my Doodle (It's a Dandy)
# Yankin' it
# Yankin' your chain
# Yankin' your Franklin
# Yanking off
# Yogurt slinging
# Zipper Olympics
# Zygote spraying
[Source]
So many ways, and one single action.
member20672
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Re: Wanking .......
Interesting
Interesting
Re: Wanking .......
awesome
awesome
Re: Wanking .......
Haven't we had several of these lists on the board in the past? Still funny, though...
Haven't we had several of these lists on the board in the past? Still funny, though...
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