Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

[gmaxman1212]

Ginger Lynn and Ashlyn Gere in my h.s. years

 

[Drederick Tatum]

Nina Hartley was my first. Remember cumming in a Dixie cup while watching it.

 

[DrMotorcity]

You might like to check this link on the fastest, so if you become a true competitor, you have an idea what you're up against.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_speed_record

Observe how this champion strove to further his competitive edge by obtaining the sponsorship of a highly well-known brand of lubricants.

wikilink

Unfortunately for me, I probably wouldn't have made as prudent and financially sound of a decision to promote my endeavor towards the attainment of world-renown fame and to secure the undying adoration of generations to follow.

Sigh.

 

[AFA]

Observe how this champion strove to further his competitive edge by obtaining the sponsorship of a highly well-known brand of lubricants.

wikilink

Unfortunately for me, I probably wouldn't have made as prudent and financially sound of a decision to promote my endeavor towards the attainment of world-renown fame and to secure the undying adoration of generations to follow.

Sigh.

Yes, Castrol is good. I used to use it all the time. It used to keep all my parts slippery and without a detergent buildup.

 

[kingtut]

jerking off to gianna micheals awesome tits right now

 

[footguyeric]

My first wanking experiences were with wrestling magazines and the WWE Divas....I believe the first time I ever came was too a picture of Terri Runnels in this sexy open toed high heels.

 

[maildude]

That's what I thought when I read this. Looks like you and I are the same generation.

Hard to remember which was the first pornstar I jerked off to. I think it must have been Hyapatia Lee, who was in one of my dad's Penthouse magazines.

So the question is who did you masturbate to first? I can't remember that!!!

 

[Joaqo]

i jerk off with practically any girl i see, hehe.

 

[Shadiac]

Masturbation causes blindness?

I don't think so. I guess the only thing years of jerking off can cause is partial impotency (being not able to come into a woman properly).

Of course then, I may be wrong.

 

[jamrak]

Re: Masturbation causes blindness?

staring at bad quality monitors causes more blindness than masturbation

 

[digifruitella]

Re: Masturbation causes blindness?

where'd you read that... what is your source, cos this seems ridiculous

 

[member006]

Re: Masturbation causes blindness?

Lets hope not. *wonders if that click... click she hears in here all the time could be canes bumping threads?*

Maybe the answer is in here?
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=139742

LL

 

[Shadiac]

Re: Masturbation causes blindness?

<=========== source

 

[tunsty]

Re: Masturbation causes blindness?

So I went to the Doc's and I said 'Doctor, I think I'm losing my sight'
The guy said, 'You certainly are, Sir. This is a bank..the doctors is next door'

 

[Shadiac]

Re: Masturbation causes blindness?

well, haven't thought of it, actually. Maybe masturbation in front of some IBM-era monitors does cause blindness, but hey, isn't it worth all the pleasure? =)

 

[AFA]

Re: Masturbation causes blindness?

I think this was discussed ad nauseum in about 40 or 50 other threads.

It's like smoking. No matter how many times you say it, no one listens.

 

[slowhand]

Re: Masturbation causes blindness?

I hope not as well .

 

[Imagine]

Re: Masturbation causes blindness?

Blindness? Only if your aim is very unfortunate.

 

[Shadiac]

Re: Masturbation causes blindness?

Oh yeah? Then masturbation does definitely kill hunger =)

 

[YMIHERE]

Re: Masturbation causes blindness?

It's ridiculous to think masturbation causes blindness when it's well known that it only causes insanity.