Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

[blackbird]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Christy Canyon for me, too. I first saw her in a porno mag, getting her ass fucked while she stuck it way up in the air. My dick inflated like a fire hose and I shot a massive load out a few minutes later. I've been donating sperm to her ever since!:thumbsup:

 

[StuddMuffin29]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Lisa Lipps
Jewel De Nyle
Minka
Angelique Dos Santos
Sierra
Jasmine St Claire

 

[Iwillnever]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Anetta Keys

 

[ArabJames]

Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Briana Banks...i was 12...and i loved her ever since

 

[predator145]

u ever been caught masturbating?

I was caught once by my sister, she walked in on me right then I blow my load.

 

[Kingfisher]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

I was caught in my youth, but not since then. It only takes once to be careful from that point on.

 

[AFA]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

I never got caught, but I see neighborhood dogs humping each other a lot!

 

[squallumz]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

I was caught once by my sister, she walked in on me right then I blow my load.

hahaha! did you blow it in front of her? did she see it? who old were you two? :1orglaugh

 

[JiDoKwan]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

I was caught once by my sister, she walked in on me right then I blow my load.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!:rofl: :1orglaugh
Hopefully she wasn't hit by any.....uh....shall we say 'friendly fire'.:eek:

 

[ArabJames]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

no not yet...thankfully

 

[Torre82]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

I get caught a couple of times a month. She doesnt much care, but when the lil lady is around I dont particularly like wanking to anyone but her. But she'll wonder who I'm wanking to.. and why.. and then if I switch to her then she'll get all evasive and cranky. (well hell, she DID just wake up.) So then I gotta switch back.. and I avoid pics, then.. so its off to \X_Text to read up on whats shakin' in (insert hottie's name here).. and.. whew, whackin' aint easy.

 

[antmitch]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

I got caught one or two times no big deal

 

[Hazardmandan]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

Nope I dont even plan on it happening. Im pretty causios about when and where.

 

[predator145]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

It happened to me when I was 16 and it almost hit her leg, I missed by about 2cm.

 

[Scorpion King]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

I feel asleep after jerking off once... almost got busted by the wife...

That woulda been interesting...

SK.

 

[drdeath67]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

I never got caught, but I see neighborhood dogs humping each other a lot!

LMAO OH MAN!!!!:eek: :rofl:


Oh and BTW Never been caught!

 

[AFA]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

They just don't seem to care how stupid they look! :jester:

 

[drdeath67]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

They just don't seem to care how stupid they look! :jester:

Does the male dog make those goofy faces when he pops his cork? LOL

 

[jumbo_jim]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

I have never been caught but it has been close on a couple of occasions.

 

[AFA]

Re: u ever been caught masturbating?

Does the male dog make those goofy faces when he pops his cork? LOL

You mean with doggie lips pulled back tightly, eyes bulging slightly? :jester:

I usually keep walking I don't stick around for the finale! :dunno: