Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

[jod0565]

Re: Wanking .......

I don't condone the resurrection of ****** members threads, but here's one:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=32244

 

[bobblez]

Re: Wanking .......

Thanks and sorry for the repetition. ( a deletion or a merge ? )

 

[Phil_Mitchell]

Re: Wanking .......

so many ....but wheres "pulling the plum" & "hows your ******"

 

[Jizm]

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Never done any of em.

 

[Feelie]

Re: Wanking .......

Still feel shaking hands with the unemployed is the best one I've ever heard.

 

[jdb67]

Re: Wanking .......

An old saying from my Army days was "just trying to perfect the Shmalargin grip"...

 

[foxycougar]

Re: Wanking .......

I don't condone the resurrection of ****** members threads, but here's one:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=32244

Yup, there it is, lol....

 

[4G63]

Re: Wanking .......

Wrangling the Wild Bloney Pony

 

[tunsty]

Re: Wanking .......

That's clever..

I must remember to copy a list, word for word, and post it here sometime.
So much better than thinking up stuff..

 

[member2686]

Re: Wanking .......

I don't know about other members of this board, but if I never read or hear the expression "wank," or any derivation thereof, ever again on this board, I'll be happy. lol :nanner:

These threads about people's masturbation habits are just imbecilic; the questions are so absurd. "How do you do it?" "Where do you do it?" "How often?" "Do you think of anyone except your wife or g/f when you wank?" "Have you ever masturbated in a forest with a bear watching, and what did it feel like?" "Would you wank during a tornado?" etc.

Good Lord. :lame:

 

[tunsty]

Re: Wanking .......

"Would you wank during a tornado?" etc.

Good Lord. :lame:

lol..never been asked that one before! ( answer: no, because there are never tornadoes where I live and I'm not going looking for one at this time of night just to knock-off a quickie)

 

[dirac]

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hehehe, one for the lads!

 

[D-rock]

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"Have you ever masturbated in a forest with a bear watching, and what did it feel like?"

:eek: How did you find out? In case you are wondering I felt ********. :tongue:

 

[eLetoR]

Re: Wanking .......

What The Fuck? :dunno: it still just wanking.

 

[D-rock]

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For some reason washing the wolverine grabbed my attention. Maybe it’s because a wolverine is wild uncontrollable ******. You could probably add teasing the Tasmanian devil to the list also.

 

[robex1234]

Re: Ever been caught wanking ..?

hahaha

 

[Incentive]

Re: Ever been caught wanking ..?

Never caught, hopefully never will be

 

[jdb67]

Re: Ever been caught wanking ..?

Not lately....

 

[Calm]

Re: Ever been caught wanking ..?

I've been caught by my ***. Just a regular walk-in-without-knocking type of thing.
Since that time he's been knocking every time.

 

[james kirk]

Re: Any tips on increasing enjoinment during masturbating?

jerk with a friend or two.