Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates
I think you need to move on, Dobstyle. If Nikki frustrates you then that's your problem to deal with, seems to me just by looking at this thread that she's making money by doing what she's doing, and she has no shortage of satisfied customers.
If you don't like Big Macs, you don't go sit at McDonalds and bitch about it, you go to Burger King.
I made almost the exact same analogy maybe two or three pages ago. Maybe more. It didn't help.
I wonder if it would be strange for me to just randomly pop into this thread and angrily shout "No one f"ing complain about Nikki!" It would at least mix up the doldrum that is people randomly walking into a room and complaining about getting something the way they KNOW its not going to be.
Of all the threads i follow this is the one that has the most complaints about it, why, because she's been around for so long. Chances are if you've ever looked at porn over the course of the last six years you've seen nikki and you know what she does.
Below is every analogy that can apply to this. I'll never have to make them again.
*Its like walking into Mcdonalds and screaming "Mcflurry is horse**** drink frosties you freakin' tools or don't even bother with icy fast food desserts!"
*Starry Night is crap but it would be F"ing awesome if there was an X-Wing zooming across the middle. Somebody let me know when this museum gets its Sh** together, i've got an admission ticket refund to get on.
*You know what this quarter pounder reminds me of... it reminds me how disappointed i am that its not a subway footlong. God!
*I sure do hate batman, i better get my dark knight opening day ticket and make everyone else in there miserable. Its so cool to live in a country where people fought and died for my right verbally spout pointless drek that no one cares to listen too but have to anyway.
*"My god hun that sex was... exactly the same as last time. You know what would make it better, if you were someone else. Try that next time"
*Better tune into Battlestar Galactica, i only watch it because maybe this week tricia Helfer and Grace Park will tear off their cloths and do some topless gymnastics on each other. I know it hasn't happened yet but this week, THIS WEEK IS THE WEEK!"
*Consumer whore"Excuse me Starbucks Barista, i'm looking at your menu board and i can't find your meatball sandwiches?" Barista "We only sell Coffee and stuff like that. We've only been doing that for decades now" Customer Whore "Don't sell meatball subs.... wha... huh? How dare you..."
So in my opinion if you pop in this thread only to complain that she isn't doing donkey shows or whatever then you are one of two people. A) a heartless curmudgeon who takes his joy from other people's disdain and contempt. B) Really really dense.
