nicknames for jerking off

-Adjusting your set.
-Having a tug-o'-war with cyclops.
-Doing one-hand pull ups.
-Meeting with Palmela Handerson.
-Squeezing one off.
-One-handed pole vaulting.
-Fist-kabobing.
-Having a conversation with Rosy Palms.
-Flogging the dolphin.
-Waxing the carrot.
And my personal favorite
-Burping the worm.
 
Squeezing the willy


popping the top


Shoot the moon. :1orglaugh
 
Whistling at Oliver North
Criticizing the old German peasant
Spewing forth the juicy jambalaya
Setting free the proletariat
Dimming the lights to conserve energy
Reminiscing about your box turtle
Breaking out of the POW camp
Complementing the handsome gent
Sockin' the Moroccan
Sorting through your precious gems
Kissing the kangaroo
college boy
 
without reading the entire thread... I took this from a TV Western:

"wiggle the bean"

:rubbel:

... in German we call it: "bald head - hat" ("Glatze - Hut")
 
standing upright and proclaiming in a voice which is both loud and clear, "i am masturbating over here!"
 
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