News of the Weird

[The Grasshopper]

Burglars Report Victim's Kiddie Porn to Cops
Cops follow break-in with search warrant, seize computers

A California man was charged with having ***** pornography - after burglars found the images while robbing his house and called police.

The burglars, a 19-year-old and a juvenile, broke into a **** owned by Kraig Stockard, 54, of Delhi, Calif., and stole about 50 CDs they thought were blank, according to a statement from Deputy Tom MacKenzie of the Merced County Sheriff's Department.

When the thieves downloaded the discs, they discovered the ***** porn, the statement said. They went straight to police, despite knowing that they'd be admitting the burglary.

Police searched Stockard's property and seized three more computers and three laptops, along with several external hard drives, according to CNN. Police said more than 30 computer discs had ***** pornography on them.

Investigators said Stockard has been downloading ***** porn since 2004. He was booked for possession of ***** pornography and posted $25,000 bail.

The two burglary suspects who reported Stockard have not been arrested.

Posted Friday, Oct 7, 2011 - 10:14 AM PST

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[Baill Inneraora]

Imminent Gay Takeover:

A November report by Muslim scholars at Saudi Arabia's highest religious council (Majlis al-Ifta' al-A'ala), presented to the Saudi legislature, warned that ending the ban on females' driving would cause a surge in prostitution, pornography, divorce and, of course, homosexuality (and the scholars added that, within 10 years, the country would have "no more virgins"). [Daily Mail (London), 12-1-2011]

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Airbags Save Lives:

News of the Weird has previously chronicled the breast-obsessive Sheyla Hershey, the Guinness Book record-holder for largest artificially enhanced bosom (size 38MMM). (To recap, the Brazil-born, Houston-area woman had her implants removed two years ago for health reasons but then, after depression set in over her "loss," she wanted them back, but no U.S. surgeon would meet her requirement of 85 fluid ounces of silicone per breast. Finally, she found a surgeon in Cancun, Mexico, and received slightly smaller implants -- 38KKK.) Hershey, 32, was charged with DUI as she drove home after a Super Bowl party in February. Her car spun around and hit a tree, and according to Hershey, who was not wearing a seat belt, it was likely that her breasts saved her from injury by cushioning her as she was thrust against the steering wheel. [Daily Mail, 2-9-2012; Huffington Post, 2-17-2012, 2-20-2012]