His last name is Rubin. It's in his DNA to go for a bargain, even on somebody else's dime.
Oh I ***!
That is some crazy ****. It seems likes there's a plague of forgottothinkitus going on these days.
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His last name is Rubin. It's in his DNA to go for a bargain, even on somebody else's dime.
Oh I ***!
That is some crazy ****. It seems likes there's a plague of forgottothinkitus going on these days.
That's the best!
dumb ass law add 5 years to your time.. I was it would pass....
^^ Ummm what?
Florida:
While still chairman of the Florida Republican Party, Jim Greer was revealed to have ordered the continuous shuttling of emergency "notes" to him during a Republican National Committee meeting, and according to an April Orlando Sentinel profile, the "notes" were all blank. A Florida RNC official concluded that Greer was simply trying to make himself appear important to his colleagues. (In June, Greer was indicted on six felony counts related to raiding the state party's treasury.) [Orlando Sentinel, 4-17-10]
At a forum in May for county school board aspirants in Orlando, candidate John Mark Coney took the floor to read passages from the Bible and then to emphasize his suitability for office by announcing that he, at age 53, is a virgin. [Orlando Sentinel, 5-19-10]
While still chairman of the Florida Republican Party, Jim Greer was revealed to have ordered the continuous shuttling of emergency "notes" to him during a Republican National Committee meeting, and according to an April Orlando Sentinel profile, the "notes" were all blank. A Florida RNC official concluded that Greer was simply trying to make himself appear important to his colleagues. (In June, Greer was indicted on six felony counts related to raiding the state party's treasury.) [Orlando Sentinel, 4-17-10]
At a forum in May for county school board aspirants in Orlando, candidate John Mark Coney took the floor to read passages from the Bible and then to emphasize his suitability for office by announcing that he, at age 53, is a virgin. [Orlando Sentinel, 5-19-10]
I don't think oral and anal counts. So, he might be a virgin.
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Career Downgrade?
In May, Jim Janson, a 20-year veteran "carny" (who ran the games of chance at Canada's traveling Bill Lynch Shows), graduated from the law school at Dalhousie University in Halifax, Nova Scotia, and has set out on his new calling. [Chronicle Herald (Halifax), 5-28-10]
In May, Jim Janson, a 20-year veteran "carny" (who ran the games of chance at Canada's traveling Bill Lynch Shows), graduated from the law school at Dalhousie University in Halifax, Nova Scotia, and has set out on his new calling. [Chronicle Herald (Halifax), 5-28-10]
What a bunch of dumb asses! Always love these stories.
It couldn't be more emphasized that people should Fear the Turtle.
Least Competent Criminals
Mark Smith, 59, was arrested at a bank in Watsonville, Calif., in September after he had allegedly threatened a teller with a bomb (spelled "bom") and demanded $2,000. The teller, apparently skeptical of Smith's toughness, tried to convince him, instead, to borrow the money, and she had him wait while she retrieved an application (during which time she called 911). By the time police arrived, Smith was filling out the loan form. [Santa Cruz Sentinel, 9-9-10]
Mark Smith, 59, was arrested at a bank in Watsonville, Calif., in September after he had allegedly threatened a teller with a bomb (spelled "bom") and demanded $2,000. The teller, apparently skeptical of Smith's toughness, tried to convince him, instead, to borrow the money, and she had him wait while she retrieved an application (during which time she called 911). By the time police arrived, Smith was filling out the loan form. [Santa Cruz Sentinel, 9-9-10]
maildude
Postal Paranoiac
Judgment-Challenged:
Tommy Riser of Blaine, Wash., had a rough Sept. 13. After a bout of ********, he crashed a truck into a utility pole, and a few minutes later, crashed his wife's car into a guardrail trying to drive away. Later, he retrieved his personal tow truck and drove it back to the scene, intending to tow the two crashed vehicles home. However, a sheriff's deputy was on hand and, noting that Riser was still *****, charged him with three separate DUIs. [Bellingham Herald, 9-14-10]
Tommy Riser of Blaine, Wash., had a rough Sept. 13. After a bout of ********, he crashed a truck into a utility pole, and a few minutes later, crashed his wife's car into a guardrail trying to drive away. Later, he retrieved his personal tow truck and drove it back to the scene, intending to tow the two crashed vehicles home. However, a sheriff's deputy was on hand and, noting that Riser was still *****, charged him with three separate DUIs. [Bellingham Herald, 9-14-10]
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Fathers of the Year:
Real ******: In September, a judge in Kent County, Mich., finally ordered Howard Veal, 44, to prison to serve at least two years for failure to pay ***** support. He is more than $500,000 behind in payments to 14 ******* for the 23 ******** he has fathered. Authorities suspect there are even more. [Grand Rapids Press, 9-24-10]
Fake ******: French officials arrested a 54-year-old immigrant in September on suspicion of welfare fraud. They had recently begun to notice the man applying for government benefits for 55 ******** by 55 different *******. (He may have fathered none at all.) [Reuters, 9-10-10]
Real ******: In September, a judge in Kent County, Mich., finally ordered Howard Veal, 44, to prison to serve at least two years for failure to pay ***** support. He is more than $500,000 behind in payments to 14 ******* for the 23 ******** he has fathered. Authorities suspect there are even more. [Grand Rapids Press, 9-24-10]
Fake ******: French officials arrested a 54-year-old immigrant in September on suspicion of welfare fraud. They had recently begun to notice the man applying for government benefits for 55 ******** by 55 different *******. (He may have fathered none at all.) [Reuters, 9-10-10]
The Weirdo-American Community
In November, at a burglary scene near Seneca, S.C., deputies found Noah Smith, 31, naked and apparently *******, perhaps on hallucinogenic mushrooms, and with a string-like object protruding from his buttocks. Smith was X-rayed, revealing (according to the deputies' report, which made its way to the Internet) that the object in his rectum was a "mouse." However, several days later, the sheriff's office clarified that the object was a "computer mouse." Smith told emergency room personnel that he had no memory of the incident. [WCSC-TV (Charleston, S.C.), 11-8-10]
In November, at a burglary scene near Seneca, S.C., deputies found Noah Smith, 31, naked and apparently *******, perhaps on hallucinogenic mushrooms, and with a string-like object protruding from his buttocks. Smith was X-rayed, revealing (according to the deputies' report, which made its way to the Internet) that the object in his rectum was a "mouse." However, several days later, the sheriff's office clarified that the object was a "computer mouse." Smith told emergency room personnel that he had no memory of the incident. [WCSC-TV (Charleston, S.C.), 11-8-10]
or :1orglaugh or :******::dunno:
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Armed and Clumsy (all-new!)
People who accidentally shot themselves recently: Daniel McDaniels, 31, Sarasota, Fla., "trying to ward off a skunk" (October).
Sanford Rothman, 63, Boulder, Colo., while sleepwalking (October). Reserve police officer Kenneth Shannon, 68, Gary, Ind., in the hand while loading his *** (and the bullet went on to hit his partner) (October).
Sheriff's Deputy Miguel Rojas, Crestview, Fla., in the leg while firearms training (July).
Darrell Elam, 52, Peshastin, Wash., in the buttocks as he holstered his *** (August).
A 48-year-old woman, Clover, S.C., in the jaw while trying to **** a rat (September).
A 25-year-old man, Juneau, Alaska, in the head after jokingly telling friends that there is "one way" to find out whether a *** is loaded or not (October 2009).
People who accidentally shot themselves recently: Daniel McDaniels, 31, Sarasota, Fla., "trying to ward off a skunk" (October).
Sanford Rothman, 63, Boulder, Colo., while sleepwalking (October). Reserve police officer Kenneth Shannon, 68, Gary, Ind., in the hand while loading his *** (and the bullet went on to hit his partner) (October).
Sheriff's Deputy Miguel Rojas, Crestview, Fla., in the leg while firearms training (July).
Darrell Elam, 52, Peshastin, Wash., in the buttocks as he holstered his *** (August).
A 48-year-old woman, Clover, S.C., in the jaw while trying to **** a rat (September).
A 25-year-old man, Juneau, Alaska, in the head after jokingly telling friends that there is "one way" to find out whether a *** is loaded or not (October 2009).
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Plan B
Jonathan Schwartz called 911 in New York City in July to report that he had stabbed his ****** to death. A few minutes later but before police arrived, Schwartz called back 911 to report a correction: "No, she committed suicide." (The ******'s body was found with multiple stab wounds, and police, notwithstanding Schwartz's "correction," charged him with ******.) [New York Daily News, 7-4-2011]
Also: This was in News of the Weird although nobody I know thinks there is anything wrong with it.
Roy Miracle, 80, of Newark, Ohio, ****** away in July, and his ****** honored him and his years of service as a prankster and superfan of the Ohio State Buckeyes with a commemorative photo of three of Miracle's fellow obsessives making contorted-body representations of "O," "H" and "O" for their traditional visual cheer. In the photo, Miracle assumed his usual position as the "I" -- or, rather, his corpse did. (Despite some criticism, most ****** and friends thought Miracle was properly honored.) [Columbus Dispatch, 7-14-2011]
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Jonathan Schwartz called 911 in New York City in July to report that he had stabbed his ****** to death. A few minutes later but before police arrived, Schwartz called back 911 to report a correction: "No, she committed suicide." (The ******'s body was found with multiple stab wounds, and police, notwithstanding Schwartz's "correction," charged him with ******.) [New York Daily News, 7-4-2011]
Also: This was in News of the Weird although nobody I know thinks there is anything wrong with it.
Roy Miracle, 80, of Newark, Ohio, ****** away in July, and his ****** honored him and his years of service as a prankster and superfan of the Ohio State Buckeyes with a commemorative photo of three of Miracle's fellow obsessives making contorted-body representations of "O," "H" and "O" for their traditional visual cheer. In the photo, Miracle assumed his usual position as the "I" -- or, rather, his corpse did. (Despite some criticism, most ****** and friends thought Miracle was properly honored.) [Columbus Dispatch, 7-14-2011]
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Medical Marvels
The first published instance of a woman's nipple appearing on the sole of her foot was noted in a 2006 report in the journal Dermatology and reprised in a series of U.S. and British press reports in July 2011. The reporting physicians, led by Dr. Delio Marques Conde, acknowledged that out-of-place breast tissue, while extremely rare, has shown up before on the back, shoulder, face and thigh. The foot nipple was "well-formed," with areola and sebaceous glands. [New York Daily News, 7-19-2011, citing Dermatology, vol. 12, no. 4]
The first published instance of a woman's nipple appearing on the sole of her foot was noted in a 2006 report in the journal Dermatology and reprised in a series of U.S. and British press reports in July 2011. The reporting physicians, led by Dr. Delio Marques Conde, acknowledged that out-of-place breast tissue, while extremely rare, has shown up before on the back, shoulder, face and thigh. The foot nipple was "well-formed," with areola and sebaceous glands. [New York Daily News, 7-19-2011, citing Dermatology, vol. 12, no. 4]
