Necrophilia set to be finally outlawed in Illinois

[xxxjay]

Wow, with a city with such a rich history of serial killers you would have thought this would have happened much sooner...

 

[Ravenholm]

There goes one of my favourite past times. BASTARDS!!!. How dare they how fucking dare they do that to me!. Oh well good to know never to go to Illinois for a holiday then isn't it.

 

[Jane Burgess]

Gross. There are some fucked up people in this world.

 

[squallumz]

dammit.

i guess i have to cancel my trip to chicago.

fuckers.

 

[RichardNailder]

Girl asked me last night why I had suddenly started taking her pulse during sex.

I told her that in the event I fucked her to death, I needed to stop immediately so I wouldn't get charged under the statute.

 

[squallumz]

pff. *shakes head*

 

[CobraCom]

.....this fucking RUINS my road trip plans. Guess I'll have to tell the group the "Literally Skull-fucking Across America" tour is changing its itinerary.

 

[RichardNailder]

I think you've already come to the right place.

I didn't really envision Dirk and Shifty taking turns trying to fuck me to death......


But now that I think of it, :cupcake: and might just do the trick.

 

[robot_r0ck]

cool, do you have any pokemon cards? I love pokemon cards...

Sorry. He only has Digimon cards.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Vote the bums out responsible for this discriminatory law. No one's business how I choose to make love as long as she was over 18.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Sorry. He only has Digimon cards.

haha, what a fucking loser

 

[squallumz]

i have pokemon cards.. :shy:

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

i have pokemon cards.. :shy:

awesome, where's your van?

 

[squallumz]

awesome, where's your van?

in the shop?

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

in the shop?

oh... so then what were you planning on molesting me in then?

 

[squallumz]

oh... so then what were you planning on molesting me in then?

ive been attempting to do it with my mind. you see, ive been watching a lot of x-men lately and...

 

[PirateKing]

So wait, what's the legality of simply stealing corpses?

 

[squallumz]

So wait, what's the legality of simply stealing corpses?

oh, totally legal.

 

[Red Spyder]

Now if only lawyers and the IRS were finally forbidden to keep fucking us after we died....

 

[Ravenholm]

Now if only lawyers and the IRS were finally forbidden to keep fucking us after we died....

This kind of reminds of how the local council not only charge you for the patch of land that the coffin goes into. BUT they also charge around £200 so that you can put a head stone on that very same patch of land that you already bought. That should be included in the price of the patch of land it's self. So you have the funeral costs (coffin, service, patch of land) and now the fee so as you can get permission to put a head stone up as well. The cunt whore pricks get you when you enter this world and they get you when you leave it as well. Buncha hooers that they are!.

The cheapest way to deal with it is a wheel barrow and tip the contents (the body) over a banking and into a large quarry or hole or something. Saves money.