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Necrophilia set to be finally outlawed in Illinois

In his defense, he was pretty busy taking away free citizens guns and opening the borders to illegals to do anything about it
So illegals came in and started having sex with your deceased knowing you couldn't protect them as your guns had been taken away, how does Obama sleep at night :mad:
 

RichardNailder

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So let me get this straight.


If I hire a hard-bodied, 19-year-old, pole-dancer to fuck me to death, and doesn't stop exactly at the time of death, she gets life in prison? :dunno:


Now how the hell am I supposed to find some one to help me with my assisted suicide plans?
 
So let me get this straight.


If I hire a hard-bodied, 19-year-old, pole-dancer to fuck me to death, and doesn't stop exactly at the time of death, she gets life in prison? :dunno:


Now how the hell am I supposed to find some one to help me with my assisted suicide plans?
I think you've already come to the right place.
 
What the hell am I worried about? This is only the 23rd state to make this law! We have 22 other states to practice what the forefathers fought so hard for future freedom for!

USA! USA! USA! USA!
 
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