One girl having sex with more than two men. She's already being overpowered with 2, we don't need 3 or more! Give her room to at least breathe, and give me room to actually see *her* instead of a weiner parade.
Cumshots that cover a girls entire face. Oh come on, I can replicate the same thing by dumping a gallon of milk on a girls face.
Diaper porn. Ewww! Babies wear diapers, and that's where *** and *** goes.
Women who play with ****. Your parents taught you not to play with food at the dinner table, and don't play with **** either.
Hairy armpits. Guys should have hairy armpits, not women! The first female pit that brought Halloween early was Patti Smith from that one album cover, and the next was a young naked Madonna. There won't be a third!
Ripped out anal holes. Buttholes should stick out naturally by simply pointing your butt back and opening the cheeks without using a suction tube device or whatever they're called. I already know the inside of your butthole is red but please, hide some of that glaring redness. Plus it just looks painful when a butthole is sticking out so much.
Pictures of anyone over the age of 50 having sex, both men and women alike. Even worse is when an old woman and a young girl are blowing a dude. Don't confuse my skinflute.
I'm probably alone with this one, but women who dress up in religious clothing and you even see the cross and Bible nearby. I'm not religious but I believe in God, and having sex under these conditions feels almost like the women are making a mockery of believing in God. It does sort of rub me the wrong way. Though I admit if she's hot enough, I'll look past the religious stuff and focus on the goods. This is acceptable because, hey, nobody said I'm going to heaven.
I actually **** women that dress up in formal clothing, like the kind they wear in the office. That sends a signal to my brain that they're mature or pretending to be mature, and I don't like maturity when I look at smut.
Cumshots that cover a girls entire face. Oh come on, I can replicate the same thing by dumping a gallon of milk on a girls face.
Diaper porn. Ewww! Babies wear diapers, and that's where *** and *** goes.
Women who play with ****. Your parents taught you not to play with food at the dinner table, and don't play with **** either.
Hairy armpits. Guys should have hairy armpits, not women! The first female pit that brought Halloween early was Patti Smith from that one album cover, and the next was a young naked Madonna. There won't be a third!
Ripped out anal holes. Buttholes should stick out naturally by simply pointing your butt back and opening the cheeks without using a suction tube device or whatever they're called. I already know the inside of your butthole is red but please, hide some of that glaring redness. Plus it just looks painful when a butthole is sticking out so much.
Pictures of anyone over the age of 50 having sex, both men and women alike. Even worse is when an old woman and a young girl are blowing a dude. Don't confuse my skinflute.
I'm probably alone with this one, but women who dress up in religious clothing and you even see the cross and Bible nearby. I'm not religious but I believe in God, and having sex under these conditions feels almost like the women are making a mockery of believing in God. It does sort of rub me the wrong way. Though I admit if she's hot enough, I'll look past the religious stuff and focus on the goods. This is acceptable because, hey, nobody said I'm going to heaven.
I actually **** women that dress up in formal clothing, like the kind they wear in the office. That sends a signal to my brain that they're mature or pretending to be mature, and I don't like maturity when I look at smut.
