My girlfreind broke up with me

[laxe]

are you foreign or retarded?

???

 

[Bone]

Because she said she loved me and she would never lie to me.

:rofl:

 

[Ashleigh]

Because she said she loved me and she would never lie to me.

bahahahahahahaha

seriously ROFL.

Hun, sorry to break it to you, but Santa Clause isn't real either. Whatever you were told is false. Its a cruel, cruel world my friend.

 

[laxe]

Maybe she didnt like that "5 START restaraunt" you took her to!? :dunno:

On the real.....maybe you think she deserves a dropkick, but trust me it aint worth it! and believe me, its gonna hurt for a few months but bust that first nut w/ a freshie and you'll be good to go.....just ride it out and man up and realize that you got hustled as Ashleigh said and just keep it movin'......:thumbsup:

How is she gonna hustle a hustler?
I make 100 G's a month, no way will she hustle someone as dangerous as me when I can have my goons murk her in a heartbeat.

I mean, she said she loved me.

 

[laxe]

bahahahahahahaha

seriously ROFL.

Hun, sorry to break it to you, but Santa Clause isn't real either. Whatever you were told is false. Its a cruel, cruel world my friend.

What? I see Santa Clause at the mall in December all the time. Or are you just one of those people who stay in the house all day?

 

[Ashleigh]

How is she gonna hustle a hustler?
I make 100 G's a month, no way will she hustle someone as dangerous as me when I can have my goons murk her in a heartbeat.

I mean, she said she loved me.

Dude, you ain't no hustler.

You're on a porn forum, crying about some chick who took your money and then dumped your ass. Maybe she left you because you have no balls. Oh wait, nevermind, you MUST have balls because your jizz tastes like dick and pubic hair. My bad.

 

[alexpnz]

How is she gonna hustle a hustler?
I make 100 G's a month, no way will she hustle someone as dangerous as me when I can have my goons murk her in a heartbeat.

I mean, she said she loved me.

You cant be too much of a hustler if your giving out credit card numbers Fam!!!! :2 cents:

 

[laxe]

Dude, you ain't no hustler.

You're on a porn forum, crying about some chick who took your money and then dumped your ass. Maybe she left you because you have no balls. Oh wait, nevermind, you MUST have balls because your jizz tastes like dick and pubic hair. My bad.

Of course Im crying, she said she loved me and left me last night now I cant get over myself.
Im thinking about going to her house tonight and asking her on a date.

 

[Ashleigh]

are you foreign or retarded?

Of course Im crying, she said she loved me and left me last night now I cant get over myself.
Im thinking about going to her house tonight and asking her on a date.

I'm gonna go with the latter.

 

[Ashleigh]

Of course Im crying, she said she loved me and left me last night now I cant get over myself.
Im thinking about going to her house tonight and asking her on a date.

just curious...how long you kids been together?

 

[laxe]

just curious...how long you kids been together?

Dont call us kids when you look like you're 22 at the most.

We've been together since the last NBA draft...

 

[Ashleigh]

Dont call us kids when you look like you're 22 at the most.

We've been together since the last NBA draft...

dude, I'm Canadian. I don't follow basketball.

And I'm almost 25 and am married. I have alot more knowledge on longterm relationships than most my age. So don't assume anything about me.

 

[laxe]

I think you're jealous of the relationship me and her had.

 

[alexpnz]

100 g's a month huh?
....and your hurt up like that crying on a porn forum?
......fuck outta here yo! :ban:

 

[Ashleigh]

I think you're jealous of the relationship me and her had.

LMFAO

Yup, you got me. I'm so jealous that I don't get to eat splooge that tastes like crap. And I'm especially sad that I'm not dating someone who'll whine to people he doesn't even know when his lady uses him for cash and then moves on to something better. Damn, this is depressing me now. I should just write my suicide note to my lovely husband now and just off myself because this jealousy is just too much to handle!!!

 

[alexpnz]

LMFAO

Yup, you got me. I'm so jealous that I don't get to eat splooge that tastes like crap. And I'm especially sad that I'm not dating someone who'll whine to people he doesn't even know when his lady uses him for cash and then moves on to something better. Damn, this is depressing me now. I should just write my suicide note to my lovely husband now and just off myself because this jealousy is just too much to handle!!!

Nah, just ask him to take you to a "5 START resturant"! :rofl:

 

[Ashleigh]

Nah, just ask him to take you to a "5 START resturant"! :rofl:

My hubby ain't ballin like this kid. I can only get taken to a 2 START restaurant. Poor me

 

[SonOfSparda]

Dont call us kids when you look like you're 22 at the most.

We've been together since the last NBA draft...

Dude act your age seriosuly shes worthless if any of this is true. I'm 19 i recently broke up with my girlfriend of just over 3 years and im not here crying to everyone that we broke up i accepted it and moved the fuck on, yeh i might be young and not experienced in a relationship but that means shit i have brains and you have been hustled no matter which way you look at it.

 

[rwill25]

I was having a shitty day until I read this thread.

Best Thread Of All Time!!!

 

[-SpK-]

I was having a shitty day until I read this thread.

Best Thread Of All Time!!!

:thumbsup:

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