My friend got Small Cock Humiliated by a Webcam Girl Last Night

[Harley Spencer]

I'm sorry it's hard to read but know that my friend started the shit by calling her nose 'big', then told her he was going to drill her with his 9cm (3.5 inch) cock :1orglaugh Karma never felt so good



LOL, I'm anything you want me to be baby

Oh really? Hmmm....

Seriously, which are you? Cause didn't I just see another OCSM referring to you as a "funny girl" yesterday in another thread? But other people are saying that you have a small penis. I'm so confused!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I think you're being deceptive about "your friend." "He" doesn't have an undersized pennis, "He" has an oversized clitoris.

 

[Kingfisher]

A little of my IQ just ran out of my nose after "trying" to read that horseshit....

You get 10.------>

Agreed. And her nose is huge.

 

[Buggster]

I was so confused...

 

[Buggster]

That is the most... illiterate conversation I have ever witnessed. Why must people say things like, "lollllll" and "Hiiiiii" and "u ll be"? Seriously, speak English.

But anyway, that is pretty funny!

I could only get about halfway of the left side... and not because it was funny, but because it was a pain to read...

Seriously, its not healthy to constantly be living your online life as "your friend"....just face that you have a small dick and that you are fascinated by big ones. It'll do you a world of good, and might put an end to these moronic threads.

My thought exactly... when I read "My friend... Small Cock..." and thread started by zdenka i just went and thought NOT AGAIN...

wait, I thought Zdenka is Zdenka that porn model that Jay Allan used to shoot? huh? I'm so confused!

And I can't even try to read that txt but why would any webcam girl SPH her customer when they don't ask for it..unless they don't like money?

Well it was in free-cam mode, and the guy did call her a "Gold Digger" and told others to beware that she only wanted money. To me that seems like an indication that he wasn't having any intention of paying her.
Also there are short dicked guys who do get off on getting humiliated about it... they actively look for that and claiming to have a big 9cm cock (9 cm = 3.54 in) in public is like totally asking for it.

And you are his "good" friend.

A true friend would not humiliate a friend.

I'm sorry it's hard to read but know that my friend started the shit by calling her nose 'big', then told her he was going to drill her with his 9cm (3.5 inch) cock :1orglaugh Karma never felt so good

Probably her nose is bigger than his mini-wiener.

LOL, I'm anything you want me to be baby

Why not just admit that you and "your friend" are one and the same person and get it over with? Maybe you'd even earn some respect for it...

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Ari Dee[/URL][/B], post: 6635304, member: 498873"]I hope your "friend" asked permission before taking a bunch of screen shots of her.

yup!

 

[Aaliyah Love]

Oh really? Hmmm....

Seriously, which are you? Cause didn't I just see another OCSM referring to you as a "funny girl" yesterday in another thread? But other people are saying that you have a small penis. I'm so confused!

Yeah that was me.. I just assumed she was the model Zdenka since it's not such a common name and I'm pretty sure that's a pic of her.. but "I'm whatever you want me to be" is one of those phrases a dude posing as a girl uses :/ I guess I was duped.. grrr.. Does the real Zdenka know you're using her pic and her name?

 

[alexpnz]

Yeah that was me.. I just assumed she was the model Zdenka since it's not such a common name and I'm pretty sure that's a pic of her.. but "I'm whatever you want me to be" is one of those phrases a dude posing as a girl uses :/ I guess I was duped.. grrr.. Does the real Zdenka know you're using her pic and her name?

Are you sayin' that muckas is Trollin' round here?

Ya don't say....

 

[zdenka]

I just assumed she was the model Zdenka since it's not such a common name and I'm pretty sure that's a pic of her.. but "I'm whatever you want me to be" is one of those phrases a dude posing as a girl uses :/ I guess I was duped.. grrr.. Does the real Zdenka know you're using her pic and her name?

uhh, no hun my Avatar pic is actually Stacy Moran.. a softcore model back in the 90's (Although she did do hardcore once hehe ). She's one of my fav babes! Well anyhow, I've never confirmed nor denied my sexuality since day one, so people have always assumed one way or another.:1orglaugh Not that that isn't important anyway.. the thing is where's the fun if I wasn't coy! :1orglaugh

*Edit* Oh and if you meant that webcam girl in my first post? I think she's just an amateur from Hungary. Can't find her now as she's gonie

 

[Patrick_S]

If that screencap represents the level of intelligence that´s going on in camshows then i´m glad i´ve never seen a camshow in my life. I think i lost a couple of million braincells just reading that.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

uhh, no hun my Avatar pic is actually Stacy Moran.. a softcore model back in the 90's (Although she did do hardcore once hehe ). She's one of my fav babes! Well anyhow, I've never confirmed nor denied my sexuality since day one, so people have always assumed one way or another.:1orglaugh Not that that isn't important anyway.. the thing is where's the fun if I wasn't coy! :1orglaugh

*Edit* Oh and if you meant that webcam girl in my first post? I think she's just an amateur from Hungary. Can't find her now as she's gonie

OIC.. fair nuff. If this is how you have your fun, then have it! Different strokes for different folks

 

[Aaliyah Love]

If that screencap represents the level of intelligence that´s going on in camshows then i´m glad i´ve never seen a camshow in my life. I think i lost a couple of million braincells just reading that.

I'd say more than half of the time webcam chatters either don't type at all or type in 1 word commands such as "ass" "dildo" "gape" sometimes it's hard to keep a straight face and follow directions haha

 

[Buggster]

Aaliyah Love[/URL][/B], post: 6638118, member: 370968"]I'd say more than half of the time webcam chatters either don't type at all or type in 1 word commands such as "ass" "dildo" "gape" sometimes it's hard to keep a straight face and follow directions haha

You forgot all those feet fetishists ... and other strange fetishes... I've seen guys with their 1 word commands say stuff like "nose" "eyeball" "coffee" ... I mean :wtf:

 

[Sam Fisher]

LMAO!! :1orglaugh This totally made my day! My friend sent me screenshots from his chat with a webcam girl.. he got totally OWNED by her! Just thought I'd share with everyone. Look at her smirking that bitch!! :1orglaugh I feel sorry for my buddy though

His name isn't by chance Dirk, is it?

 

[TheAdmiral]

 

[lurkingdirk]

His name isn't by chance Dirk, is it?

Not hairy enough, and too well endowed.

But clever. Make fun of my penis. Well played. Did you stay up all night thinking of that?

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Not hairy enough, and too well endowed.

But clever. Make fun of my penis. Well played. Did you stay up all night thinking of that?

Probably. :rofl2:

 

[Harley Spencer]

His name isn't by chance Dirk, is it?

Before I ever did any modeling or porn, I screwed a guy for a so-called escort interview who was extremely overweight (obese, I might say) whose dick was that small. He gave me $100 afterward and I didn't get the job. Grrrrrrr!

 

[adeptblue]

It is a free country right?

You go on line, you pay some chick to chat with you, she makes fun of your small weenie, you get off on it, you post the chat online as "your friend's" conversation.

 

[lamarwynn]

Lol but still should'nt do that