My friend got Small Cock Humiliated by a Webcam Girl Last Night

[adeptblue]

You have a small penis.

Yes, I believe that is so.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

even delusional people with 3-4" penises don't think they've got a big dick

 

[RichardNailder]

Before I ever did any modeling or porn, I screwed a guy for a so-called escort interview who was extremely overweight (obese, I might say) whose dick was that small. He gave me $100 afterward and I didn't get the job. Grrrrrrr!

$100 bucks - what he do - pay by the inch?

 

[DJCowboy]

Seriously, the OP just wants his friend's penis in his mouth. But seeing as how this "friend" is actually himself, that means zdenka wants to suck his own dick. Have the bottom half of your rib cage removed!!

That way you can polish your own knob and fulfill your lifelong obsession