My diarrhea is back!

[Big Poppa Pump]

I did a shit on your mum...and she rather liked it.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I've had food poisoning twice. I had massive diarrhea and my butt flower could explode with the brown lava at any time. Sneezing was frightening. I spent a few days on the toilet and caught up on some reading. The endless vomiting was not much fun though.

 

[STDiva]

Sweet story bro.

 

[squallumz]

yeah... no. :ban:

just :ban:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

What i want to know is where is Akhilpuri, FO's current reining King of poo threads?

 

[Xombie3000]

What i want to know is where is Akhilpuri, FO's current reining King of poo threads?

Akhilpuri has nothing on Baconsalt!!! :1orglaugh

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Akhilpuri has nothing on Baconsalt!!! :1orglaugh

I am unfortunately too you young to remember Baconsalt. I consider it a matter of deep regret.

 

[Tittyman5000]

I thought I was Baconsalt?!?! :dunno: Wait...... Oh yeah I'm

 

[Xombie3000]

I am unfortunately too you young to remember Baconsalt. I consider it a matter of deep regret.

Oh You Missed some good threads! Great stuff about poo!

 

[DJCowboy]

Holy shit! I almost shit all over my shitty self reading that!

 

[PirateKing]

 

[hulkster500]

man this thread about diarrhea way too much information involved in it come on man don't share all of your info with us lol, Some stuff is best left untold.

 

[busenbust]

Hello all!

Yes, I'm sorry but I have to report that my diarrhea is back. This time I suspect that it's food poisoning from a banana! I've never hear that you can get food poisoning from fruit but my problems started directly after I had eaten a banana.

Like the last time I had diarrhea and wrote about it here on this board in my other thread, I'll drink a lot of fluids and eat multi-vitamin pills to replenish my body with minerals. The stool is smelly so I guess that there's a lot of bacteria in it. I'm unemployed so I don't have to call in sick to work tomorrow so that's at least good, but I'll probably miss my swimming lessons this week.

I think I'll go and see a doctor tomorrow if I'm not better by then. Thanks to the public health care system here in Sweden, I don't have to pay much money for treatment and medicine. I like the public health care system in Sweden because it's based on solidarity and you can seek treatment also for minor problems without having to spend so much money.

I hope that I'll get better soon because I'll go to the UK in May to help my uncle in his shop in Southampton with some clerical tasks. I hope that I get some time over because I'm planning to visit my friend mrtrebus who is posting on this board.

Thank you for your time!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[TheOrangeCat]

 

[Slaback]

man this thread about diarrhea way too much information involved in it come on man don't share all of your info with us lol, Some stuff is best left untold.

Thank you for your kind answer!


I was a bit worried about my diarrhea so i turned to this forum for some support. I always get a lot of support and advice from the kind members of this board when my stomach is upset or when I'm feeling a bit down.

As I told you last spring, the bus stop where I live has been vandalized and I felt a bit sad after that. A few members gave me support during that period and I soon felt better thanks to that. I'm also a bit worried that I'll meet the people who vandalized the bus stop because you never know if they would try to bully me. When I come home from my swimming lessons in the evening, It's already dark at the bus stop so I sometimes ask the driver to wait at the bus stop until I've reached my doorstep. I know one of the bus drivers since we belonged to the same scout patrol when we were children.

I was planning to go to Southampton to help my uncle in his shop this summer but my he got arrested for tax fraud and had to close his shop and keep it closed until the trial is over. I'm very sad about this story because I wanted to visit a friend in England and I hope that my uncle will get away with a fine.

Once again, thank you very much for your support!

Slaback.

 

[MrsWalker]

The first thing you should do is take the banana out of your ass.

You should feel immediate relief.

 

[busenbust]

Hi Sla -- u okay ? :laugh:

 

[Rane1071]

started directly after I had eaten a banana.
!

Well, there's your problem!!! ...

Try some fiber.

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[Slaback]

Try some fiber.

Thank you Rane1071!

I will certainly do that.

Thanks again for your kind advice!