Muhammad Ali is 70 today

[TheAdmiral]

Last night I had a dream, When I got to Africa,
I had one hell of a rumble.
I had to beat Tarzan’s behind first,
For claiming to be King of the Jungle.
For this fight, I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I ******** a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.
I’m so fast, man,
I can run through a hurricane and don't get wet.
When George Foreman meets me,
He’ll pay his debt.
I can drown the ***** of water, and **** a dead tree.
Wait till you see Muhammad Ali.

 

[Mayhem]

The debt that boxing owes this man can never be paid. He is truly the Greatest of All Time.

 

[squallumz]

 

[larss]

There has not been anyone in boxing since with the charisma of this man, stinging butterflies and floating bees (or something like that, anyway).

Happy Birthday!

 

[Bonezstorm]

He is beyond awesome and like his younger ******* said: He deserves all the love

 

[caring259]

The man is a legend in Boxing & beyond.

Happy Birthday to maybe the greatest man that has ever lived.

 

[Sam Fisher]

He was a great boxer, but chicken-shitted his way out from serving in the military. Fuck him!

 

[Jagger69]

He is the greatest of all time. Bar none. :bowdown:

 

[Hondarobot]

The photo:

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[Erika Red]

There has not been anyone in boxing since with the charisma of this man, stinging butterflies and floating bees (or something like that, anyway).

Happy Birthday!

LOL - I am sure you meant "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee"

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see. Now you see me, now you don't. George thinks he will, but I know he won't."

I know I am a strange lady I have alwasy found Boxing and MMA fighting highly erotic - but Ali was alwasy so damn classy!

 

[Hondatard]

Has anyone told him?

 

[Hondarobot]

Has anyone told him?

Disrespecting a Muhammad Ali thread. . .

What a fucking loser.

 

[grower_boy]

Is he still afraid to fight in wars?

I wouldn't be if I was going to die soon anyway.

 

[Hondatard]

Disrespecting a Muhammad Ali thread. . .

What a fucking loser.

The worst insult I could make against Muhammad Ali would be that you are smarter than him.

 

[Hondarobot]

He chose not to fight in Vietnam, which is a war the US didn't win, so he made a pretty good call all things considered.

I'm fairly certain he could beat the living hell out of anyone talking **** about him now on the internet, if he wasn't disabled at the moment.

 

[grower_boy]

Yeah, I don't think he is smarter than anyone...

 

[Hondarobot]

Yeah, I don't think he is smarter than anyone...

Smarter? WTF are you posting about?

 

[grower_boy]

Smarter? WTF are you posting about?

I'm responding to your pointless insults.

 

[Supafly]

This tribute from Billy Crystal to Ali from his 50th birthday celebration is possibly the greatest sum-up of Ali's life. Gives me goosebumps every time.

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[Hondarobot]

I'm responding to your pointless insults.

Well, you're doing a great job.

lol