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Mr.T
- Thread starter bigredguy
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member20672
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I pity that fool.:eek: 
spiceworld
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Lmfao
funny
He looks a lot like a terrorist. Like you see them in Iracq on tele.
member2686
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LOL!!! "Portrait of a n00b" should be the name of that pic. :1orglaugh :rofl:
:1orglaugh :rofl: 
That's pretty sweet. I like the face full of scowl look.
member2686
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I was kind of wondering why he had a table (with an almost empty beer glass on it lol) but no chairs upon which to sit at the table...lol :1orglaugh :rofl:
Nightfly said:
He probably built a tank or a makeshift flamethrower out of them or something to get himself out of a sticky situation hehe
:nanner: my granddad told me how his dad gave him a cardboard cut-out cowboy suit for xmas once and when he went out in it for the first time it rained and disintergrated lol
still makes me laugh
He only drank half a bottle of liquor and did that? Guy can't hold his alcohol.
member2686
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Ludovico and Red Spyder, those last posts were fucking hilarious!!! I am literally LOLing now... Rep for you both... :thumbsup: :nanner: :rofl:
I don't think this has been posted before, and it seemed appropriate.
(A couple of the jokes are related to Chuck Norris: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=54946&highlight=Chuck+Norris)
Some facts about Mr.T
1) Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
2) Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
3) Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
4) Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.
5) Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.
6) Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
7) 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
8) On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
9) Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
10) Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
11) Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.
12) Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
13) Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
14) There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
15) Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.
16) Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
17) Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
18) Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.
19) Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.
20) Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
21) Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
22) Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
23) The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
24) Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
25) Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
26) It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
27) Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
28) Why does Mr. T pity himself? He'll never get to have sex with Mr. T.
29) All of the gold in Fort Knox is fake. The U.S.'s actual treasury is chains worn by Mr. T around his neck.
30) Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
(A couple of the jokes are related to Chuck Norris: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=54946&highlight=Chuck+Norris)
Some facts about Mr.T
1) Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
2) Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
3) Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
4) Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.
5) Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.
6) Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
7) 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
8) On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
9) Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
10) Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
11) Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.
12) Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
13) Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
14) There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
15) Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.
16) Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
17) Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
18) Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.
19) Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.
20) Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
21) Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
22) Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
23) The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
24) Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
25) Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
26) It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
27) Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
28) Why does Mr. T pity himself? He'll never get to have sex with Mr. T.
29) All of the gold in Fort Knox is fake. The U.S.'s actual treasury is chains worn by Mr. T around his neck.
30) Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
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