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Movies you don't understand how ANYONE likes

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
The Social Network. I made it through about quarter of the way through of that crap before turning on a John Candy movie. Now there's an actor.

I honestly can not understand how that was nominated for best picture, let alone anything. I've seen Jesse Eisenberg in other movies where he has some emotion in his voice, but this one, he was monotone. Is the real guy that way? An emotionless little turd bag?

john candy rules dude.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
casino was a bit overrated.

and ive never seen star wars. although i just got a copy of the trilogy so im ready to see whats so fucking great about it.
 
casino was a bit overrated.

and ive never seen star wars. although i just got a copy of the trilogy so im ready to see whats so fucking great about it.

The thing that you wont understand about star wars is that it was the real first prepubescent boy film. one where as kids we what-if's to death. If you dont watch as a kid you probably wont see what all the hype is about. It is not just a movie it is about the memories of what that adult holds from playing with the toys and discussing and arguing who was the badder villian, Darth Vadar or Boba Fett, and yes there will be some fucktard who will say "what about Darth Maul or Jango". I say to you "Shut up fucktard, theres only two bad-ass villians.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol

This is a great assisted suicide how-to. Every Burger King tie-in or television ad made me want to slash my fucking wrists or drive my car into a goddamn bridge abutment. Thankfully, I haven't had a girlfriend for a while or otherwise I'd have been forced to see one of those horse shit movies or read one of them horse shit books.

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squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
The thing that you wont understand about star wars is that it was the real first prepubescent boy film. one where as kids we what-if's to death. If you dont watch as a kid you probably wont see what all the hype is about. It is not just a movie it is about the memories of what that adult holds from playing with the toys and discussing and arguing who was the badder villian, Darth Vadar or Boba Fett, and yes there will be some fucktard who will say "what about Darth Maul or Jango". I say to you "Shut up fucktard, theres only two bad-ass villians.

so you're saying it sucks.
 
I almost have a hard time believing anybody of a significant age hasn't watched Star Wars yet.

The thing that you wont understand about star wars is that it was the real first prepubescent boy film. one where as kids we what-if's to death. If you dont watch as a kid you probably wont see what all the hype is about. It is not just a movie it is about the memories of what that adult holds from playing with the toys and discussing and arguing who was the badder villian, Darth Vadar or Boba Fett, and yes there will be some fucktard who will say "what about Darth Maul or Jango". I say to you "Shut up fucktard, theres only two bad-ass villians.

It also has to be kept in mind that the movie was made over 30 years ago. People went to see it and were floored by the visuals of it. That's not going to happen if it's watched today. It's also better if people keep in mind that it's more of a fantasy movie in a space setting than anything sci-fi. It has a lot of the good themes from mythology in a futuristic setting.

BTW...there is just no way Fett doesn't get crushed (maybe literally) by Vader if it ever came to those two going at it. :tongue:
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Vader must be one of the most loved villains in cinema history.
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
The Matrix, i'm being serious, I was just never crazy about it like the rest of mankind!
 
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