Model Survivor Show

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

A competition where all the models have to walk blindfolded on a tiny string with a bunch of... something underneath... could be sexual, could be dangerous....

Dangerous...? Did this just become Saw VIII? :surprise:

 

[alkidder]

so what youre saying is, you want it to be me?

I think you guys would work quite well with one another co-hosting. Approved :thumbsup:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Heck no I'm not hosting, I wanna compete! Briana's gonna be the host With her doggie referee.
I think we need a male co-host. Any takers? Can't be ALL girls!

I'll make the sacrifice. Besides, Briana's already said she was gonna marry me. :lovecoupl

 

[lurkingdirk]

Heck no I'm not hosting, I wanna compete! Briana's gonna be the host With her doggie referee.
I think we need a male co-host. Any takers? Can't be ALL girls!

You know I'm the guy for that job. No one is going to be looking at me, anyway, standing next to Briana and in front of all the ladies.

I look magnificent in a speedo, by the way.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Alright, alright... looks like we have 3 takers. How do we decide?

 

[Harley Spencer]

Dangerous...? Did this just become Saw VIII? :surprise:

We gotta spice it up a bit. Not so dangerous that someone's going to lose a limb or have ***** spurting all over the place. Something like... I dunno... just mildly dangerous, not life threatening.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Alright, alright... looks like we have 3 takers. How do we decide?

I'll **** the other two in a ***** fight. It can be the pre-show entertainment.

 

[Harley Spencer]

I'll **** the other two in a ***** fight. It can be the pre-show entertainment.

Oh dear god. We don't want anyone dying here.

I'm sure we could come up with a position on the show for each of you. We do need some camera men.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

We do need some camera men.

I think most of the guys here wouldn't be able to manage that. To be an effective cameraman I'm sure you need BOTH hands on the camera...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Oh dear god. We don't want anyone dying here.

I'm sure we could come up with a position on the show for each of you. We do need some camera men.

Fine, I'll just maim them, and they can sit on the couch and laugh like Ed McMahon.

I think most of the guys here wouldn't be able to manage that. To be an effective cameraman I'm sure you need BOTH hands on the camera...

God bless the technology that is the steady cam.

 

[BCT]

How did you survive a mountain lion? Cause that is awesome.

 

[gunslingingbird]

How did you survive a mountain lion? Cause that is awesome.

She was probably with someone who was asking how to survive a mountain lion ******, and she just ran while the cat snacked on the guy.

 

[mokbel69]

This could possibly work, the only problem is most 'reality tv' shows are rigged, scripted or faked in some way. I'll keep waiting for "The Running Man" to become reality and then I might actually sit down to watch.

 

[jitna]

Oh dear god. We don't want anyone dying here.

I'm sure we could come up with a position on the show for each of you. We do need some camera men.

i am willing to be Briana's chair

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Oh dear god. We don't want anyone dying here.

I'm sure we could come up with a position on the show for each of you. We do need some camera men.

Oh, I don't care what position it is, as long as I'm on the island. I'm even prepared to dress up as a tree. If you see a walking tree stalking the girls and rubbing his twig, that's me.

 

[Maggie Green]

I'll **** the other two in a ***** fight. It can be the pre-show entertainment.

Then it would be the Model Hunger Games : )

 

[Harley Spencer]

How did you survive a mountain lion? Cause that is awesome.

I was with my ****** going on a walk on my step-grandparents old land (they had a **** nearby and all these woods and fields and a road leading to a camp), and... there it was. Mountain lion. First time I'd ever seen one other than the local ***. We just ran. REALLY ran. I don't think I've ever run faster in my life lol.

This could possibly work, the only problem is most 'reality tv' shows are rigged, scripted or faked in some way. I'll keep waiting for "The Running Man" to become reality and then I might actually sit down to watch.

If I have any say, which I will because it's my idea, it won't be scripted, faked, or rigged. I'm with you on that.

Oh, I don't care what position it is, as long as I'm on the island. I'm even prepared to dress up as a tree. If you see a walking tree stalking the girls and rubbing his twig, that's me.

:rofl2:

 

[Petra]

Can we put Roald and Anders on the island as wild cards?

 

[bobjustbob]

Can we put Roald and Anders on the island as wild cards?

As long as they bring their makeup and shave.

 

[Petra]

As long as they bring their makeup and shave.

That shouldn't be an issue.