Model Survivor Show

[LucyOHara]

We'd kick anyone's ass!

>:O I WANT IN ON THIS TRIAD!!!

Blind girl who can hunt. I SHOULD scare you.

I guess I should leave my furry fetish at home in Texas, eh?

 

[Briana Lee]

It wouldn't last. How many OCSMs could go without their cellphones, makeup, Starbuck's, or dogs for more than 3 days? "Ooh! I chipped a nail! I have to go!"

OMG! This is totally me! Haha! Maybe not the chipped nail part but pretty much all the rest.

Sorry girls I would totally let you down, especially if I can't take Lola with me!

 

[Harley Spencer]

As appealing as you make it sound, I still wouldn't be interested in watching. To me, reality tv (if you want to call it that) is more Candid Camera, stuff where people aren't always aware they're being filmed. Reality tv (as others refer to it), with talking heads, enclosed spaces, and over exaggerated conflicts is anything but. If you're aware you're being filmed, of course you're going to want to draw the camera towards you whenever you can, and to my mind that means being as loud, obnoxious, and noticeable as possible, whether or not that's your real persona. Shows with people doing stupid things to win, engaging in contests to lose weight, make fire, gain money, or eliminate another team member are not my penchant, and never have been.

Hey, your loss :tongue: Party pooper.

That's not my bag either. I think you're missing the point though. That point is; hot girls in nature getting sweaty and being all sexily tomboyish. And really, it's a pretty great point.

Exactly.

I'm actually mildly afraid of you both.

:2 cents:

*cracks whip*

It wouldn't last. How many OCSMs could go without their cellphones, makeup, Starbuck's, or dogs for more than 3 days? "Ooh! I chipped a nail! I have to go!"



It would be kinda hard for him to do it; he's dead, jenius. :tongue:



Cows don't have penises. Bulls do. :tongue:



If nothing else, you could beat the other competitors with your cane, right?



F..D: Freeones on Demand. Seriously, though, this sounds like a much better idea than the current Miss Thingamabobber popularity contest. :thumbsup:

Right? It would be so entertaining! And instead of voting for the winner like in this contest, the votes could be for what the weekly prizes are and also for who gets immunity for the next week's model who has to leave the island.

And I wouldn't be one of those girls who whines about broken nails and not having coffee. I do love my coffee, but I could easily go without it. As for my nails, I couldn't care less about them. Other than once when my grandparents drug me to the mall, I've never had a manicure, and I usually only paint my nails for shoots. Other than that, I do nothing with my nails. Now, my makeup and cigarettes would be a definite problem, but... For the way I'd pitch the show, I'd make it a rule that each model could bring their purse to the island with whatever they can fit in it, nothing else. So if we wear contacts and need to have our contact lenses with solution, we could bring that, and if we take meds for some sort of illness or disability, we could bring that, and I could bring my makeup and cigarettes

I don't wear make-up. i barely use my cell phone(lol no friends), Starbucks is for wimps and everyone knows Tim Hortons is where it's at but even still I don't need coffee. As previously stated, me, my cane, and possibly Harley would dominate this entire thing.

Yes we would!

I do not think that nudity would be a problem if it were evening program.


Cast


Referee; Dr.Phil

Competitors; Harley Spencer and Phoenix Marie


The games;

-A two kilometer (1.24274238 miles) sea swimming competitation.

-Tree felling with hand saw

-Fishing competitation

-A four kilometer (2.485484768948 miles) running race

-Darts tournament

-Wrestle


Which one of you would win?

You don't have the best ideas for competitions, do you? You gotta think outside the box!

>:O I WANT IN ON THIS TRIAD!!!



I guess I should leave my furry fetish at home in Texas, eh?

You're in!

OMG! This is totally me! Haha! Maybe not the chipped nail part but pretty much all the rest.

Sorry girls I would totally let you down, especially if I can't take Lola with me!

You could be the host.

 

[Maggie Green]

OMG! This is totally me! Haha! Maybe not the chipped nail part but pretty much all the rest.

Sorry girls I would totally let you down, especially if I can't take Lola with me!

I'm on the fence. I'm not a wimp but I don't care to rough it. And plus I have to pee every 10 minutes and I'd get sick of going in the sand. And my dogs wouldn't be there so that part would suck.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

You don't have the best ideas for competitions, do you? You gotta think outside the box!

So, you're thinking more in line with: Everyone gets a riding crop and a shot at dirk dressed up in a gimp suit, and whoever makes him jump highest wins...?

And plus I have to pee every 10 minutes...

On the bright side the dehydration will totally take care of that.

 

[Harley Spencer]

So, you're thinking more in line with: Everyone gets a riding crop and a shot at dirk dressed up in a gimp suit, and whoever makes him jump highest wins...?

That does sound like fun! A lot of fun. Aww but poor dirk. And the one who makes him jump least gets to kiss him better

But no I'm thinking more along the lines of.... say... ok, here's some ideas:

Whoever has the loudest, sexiest orgasm wins.

A competition where all the models have to walk blindfolded on a tiny string with a bunch of... something underneath... could be sexual, could be dangerous, could be over the ocean...

Giant puzzles of some sort. Gotta have some brainy contests too!

Climbing to the top of palm trees and bringing down a coconut, whoever gets done fastest wins.

Obstacle courses.

Diving into the ocean for treasure, whoever gets done fastest wins.

Mud wrestling, of course.

Fishing.

Some stamina contests, like holding breath underwater, standing on a small... something.... and whoever can stand up there the longest wins.

You know, the usual stuff But with hot models.

 

[LucyOHara]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7414870, member: 579739"]Whoever has the loudest, sexiest orgasm wins.

Whelp, that one's out the window for me. I sound like a wounded vulture when I'm bumping uglies.

 

[gunslingingbird]

A competition where all the models have to walk blindfolded on a tiny string with a bunch of... something underneath... could be sexual, could be dangerous, could be over the ocean...

Wouldn't Jaana have an unfair advantage over everyone else, though?

Whelp, that one's out the window for me. I sound like a wounded vulture when I'm bumping uglies.

That's not true because it's impossible for someone who doesn't have anything remotely ugly to bump uglies. :lovecoupl

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Lucy in a furry suit? Yes plz

 

[John10781]

Whelp, that one's out the window for me. I sound like a wounded vulture when I'm bumping uglies.

Roflmao

 

[Harley Spencer]

Whelp, that one's out the window for me. I sound like a wounded vulture when I'm bumping uglies.

Oh I doubt that. But anyway I'm sure there would be other ones you could win.

Wouldn't Jaana have an unfair advantage over everyone else, though?



That's not true because it's impossible for someone who doesn't have anything remotely ugly to bump uglies. :lovecoupl

Maybe, since she's used to using her other senses a bit more than the others. But that would make it interesting. Everyone has something that they're better at than everyone else, so in almost every competition, there will always be someone who has somewhat of an advantage over the others.

 

[288gto]

You all know the show Survivor. Now... what if they made a show about models stranded on a desserted island, fighting for their lives, hunting and scavenging their own food, etc.? Who's with me?!
I would totally be on that show! And I would so win!

let them all be naked, glory to mother nature!

 

[alkidder]

Well if Tyra Banks could have 847 "cycles" of America's Next Top Model then there is no reason I cannot see this being fronted by the lovely miss Harley Spencer.

I give this the green light.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Well if Tyra Banks could have 847 "cycles" of America's Next Top Model then there is no reason I cannot see this being fronted by the lovely miss Harley Spencer.

I give this the green light.

Fuck yeah, I think it'd be a huge hit.

 

[LucyOHara]

That's not true because it's impossible for someone who doesn't have anything remotely ugly to bump uglies. :lovecoupl

DAWWWW!!!!

Oh I doubt that. But anyway I'm sure there would be other ones you could win.

Most sand accumulated in the crotch of swimsuit? I seem to be fairly good at that when I go to the beach... That and burning.

Lucy in a furry suit? Yes plz

I knew you were a wild one. I'm feeling a little squirrely..

 

[lurkingdirk]

Harley, you going to host, or are you going to compete?

 

[Briana Lee]

You could be the host.

Cool.

I'm on the fence. I'm not a wimp but I don't care to rough it. And plus I have to pee every 10 minutes and I'd get sick of going in the sand. And my dogs wouldn't be there so that part would suck.

I'm glad I'm not the only one! Haha!

Harley, you going to host, or are you going to compete?

No I'm hosting!

 

[Harley Spencer]

Harley, you going to host, or are you going to compete?

Heck no I'm not hosting, I wanna compete! Briana's gonna be the host With her doggie referee.
I think we need a male co-host. Any takers? Can't be ALL girls!

 

[Briana Lee]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7416942, member: 579739"]Heck no I'm not hosting, I wanna compete! Briana's gonna be the host With her doggie referee.
I think we need a male co-host. Any takers? Can't be ALL girls!

Wow! Now that would be a lucky guy! Haha!

 

[jitna]

Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7416967, member: 586426"]Wow! Now that would be a lucky guy! Haha!

so what youre saying is, you want it to be me?