We have all heard of strange things pulled out of peoples asses. Here are some of my favorites:
2 gay guys are doing some masonarry work. 1 of then thinks it would be a fun idea to take a concrete enema. 4 hours later he is in the emergency room complaining of rectal discomfort.
A camp light and a bottle of Head and Shoulders shampoo with the pricetag still affixed and visible in an x-ray.
A dude going to prision tried to smuggle in 17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, 1 flint, 1 empty syringe with an eraser over the needle part, 1 lip balm container, and 1 condom. This interesting combination was in a condom shoved up this guy's ass. The best part of the story is that he also had a drug store receipt and a coupon up there too!
Another dude gets a vibrator stuck up there. Rather than go to the hospital to get it out, he decides to use salad tongs to retrieve it himself. You all know the rest of the story.
Just like so many stories we all tell, it was a good idea at the time.
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