MissHybrid

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any photo would be hot

Or maybe not

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bobjustbob

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We have all heard of strange things pulled out of peoples asses. Here are some of my favorites:

2 gay guys are doing some masonarry work. 1 of then thinks it would be a fun idea to take a concrete enema. 4 hours later he is in the emergency room complaining of rectal discomfort.

A camp light and a bottle of Head and Shoulders shampoo with the pricetag still affixed and visible in an x-ray.

A dude going to prision tried to smuggle in 17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, 1 flint, 1 empty syringe with an eraser over the needle part, 1 lip balm container, and 1 condom. This interesting combination was in a condom shoved up this guy's ass. The best part of the story is that he also had a drug store receipt and a coupon up there too!

Another dude gets a vibrator stuck up there. Rather than go to the hospital to get it out, he decides to use salad tongs to retrieve it himself. You all know the rest of the story.

Just like so many stories we all tell, it was a good idea at the time.

JustBobsEmptyAss
 

MissHybrid

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We have all heard of strange things pulled out of peoples asses. Here are some of my favorites:

2 gay guys are doing some masonarry work. 1 of then thinks it would be a fun idea to take a concrete enema. 4 hours later he is in the emergency room complaining of rectal discomfort.

A camp light and a bottle of Head and Shoulders shampoo with the pricetag still affixed and visible in an x-ray.

A dude going to prision tried to smuggle in 17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, 1 flint, 1 empty syringe with an eraser over the needle part, 1 lip balm container, and 1 condom. This interesting combination was in a condom shoved up this guy's ass. The best part of the story is that he also had a drug store receipt and a coupon up there too!

Another dude gets a vibrator stuck up there. Rather than go to the hospital to get it out, he decides to use salad tongs to retrieve it himself. You all know the rest of the story.

Just like so many stories we all tell, it was a good idea at the time.

JustBobsEmptyAss

All I can say is ping pong balls Bob

I have a turkey to cook tonight. Any suggestions Bob?
 

MissHybrid

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Blimey Miss H....it looks quite cold there...are you sure thats the right clothing to be wearing ;)

btw/..l'm liking it all though :) xxx

I thought people wore rubber suits to keep warm when diving. Must be just some sales pitch, it was bloody freezing.
 

MissHybrid

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Do be careful though


I am talking on the PHONE while replying.

Is there a reduced fat method for the first one?

I see there is a reduced garage with the second.

Has anyone cooked like this and what is the meat like? Isn't it full of oil?

Miss Nearly OCSM of the week x
 

bobjustbob

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I have seen that deep frying thing done on Food Network by Alton Brown. But somehow $90 for the fryer and $25 for the oil is a bit much to go considering that I am cooking a free turkey from my local supermarket with a $250 purchace over 6 weeks.

PS: Thanks Larss for chef smiley. We now have rugby on television here in the USA. Stop over for trotters and ale. You can help explain the game better to me. Bring a tart if you want. Chablis will be there.

PPS: Bring 2 tarts in case 1 falls asleep.

BBBBB.....Bob
 

MissHybrid

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l think your sausage might come out a little shriveled if you want it well cooked Miss H ;)

It went in as a turkey and came out as a small duck. It was sheer magic!
 
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