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MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Folks, I hope you have learned somthing from this. As much love that we may have for our Miss, it will be some nameless dude that finds her G spot in the back of his cab. Life just ain't fair.

BobGustBob

Its ok, Bob, the taxi driver found it, yesterday. x
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
I have been rather busty today with the first day of shooting for my new Tart epic.

It is very exciting and will bring news as it goes along.

Miss VVHHH

You didn't take scenes from the day you where in my swimming pool, I hope?
I wasn't prepared for that (not shaved), you knew that....:facepalm:
 
Waiting for Miss Hybrid's new movie, here is her new YouTube music video...
"You're Here To Please Me... (Not To Piss Me Off)" ! Enjoy the mixxx by DJX !

 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Re: custom video

Hi Miss Hybrid,
Do you sell solo custom videos or have a fan club address we can gifts to?
Sincerely,
Scott

Hi Scott it is lovely of you to offer ...butt

To be honest I don't. I think there is a wish list thingie on FO somewhere.
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Re: custom video

FO's wish list is HERE

Thank you Mister L, I knew I had put it somewhere. Do you know where the key is to the chastity cage? I can't find it and his balls are going purple x
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Miss your movie trailer is ready for your approval. Here we go.

...In a world where stately manors dot the county side...

Larss: Miss Hybrid this a lovely garden.
Vicar: We are holding a tart party this Wednesday. Would you like to attend?

...The Lords and Ladies enjoy the finer things in life...

Miss H: Let's go down to the stable. I feel like riding a horse.
Miss H: Oh dear! We are out of Chablis! Let's do downstairs. I have a rack. I'm sure we will both enjoy what I grab.
Miss H: Bob can you please bring us more trotters and some more of that fabulous dipping sauce please?

...the finest of private education...

Miss H: Okay Tony, let's get down to our lessons now, shall we?
Miss H: Lady Penelope that will just not do.

...there is one manor nestled deeply and secluded from the rest that the guests don't want you to know about.

Larss: Are you sure the Lord isn't at home?
Vicar: We need to do this more often.
Guest: That rack doesn't have any wine on it.
Lady Penelope: STOP! PLEASE STOP!
Tony: DON'T STOP. PLEASE DON'T STOOOOP!
Miss H: I only stop when I am finished you pathetic little shit.

...Columbia Pictures presents the story of how a spoiled little finishing school girl...

Miss H: Daddy the music in my Bentley sucks. I want a new one.

...is suddenly transformed...

Miss H: Daddy, Lord B's full house beat your flush. How are you going to pay him?

...into a world where decadence is behind the gate...

Lady Penelope: Ooouch!
Vicar: Oh yea!
Larss: Oh hell yea.
Tony: Ughhh.
Guest: Whoo Hoo!

...and the Lady rules the manor...

Miss H: I pay you to do what I tell you to do.
Miss H: Did you like that? I don't fucking care, I did.
Miss H: Felix I want to be alone.
Miss H: Lord B there is not enough staff in this house to satisfy me. I demand a bigger staff.
Lord B: It would be my pleasure see you with a larger staff.

...Cockzilla coming this fall.

Miss H: Bob is the best offal chef that I have ever seen. He makes a great Melton Mowbray pork pie. Bob, I think our guests are ready for some faggots. please bring them out.

Bob
 
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