MissHybrid

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Miss your movie trailer is ready for your approval. Here we go.

...In a world where stately manors dot the county side...

Larss: Miss hybrid this a lovely garden.
Vicar: We are holding a tart party this Wednesday. Would you like to attend?

...The Lords and Ladies enjoy the finer things in life...

Miss H: Let's go down to the stable. I feel like riding a horse.
Miss H: Oh dear! We are out of Chablis! Let's do downstairs. I have a rack. I'm sure we will both enjoy what I grab.
Miss H: Bob can you please bring us more trotters and some more of that fabulous dipping sauce please?

...the finest of private education...

Miss H: Okay Tony, let's get down to our lessons now, shall we?
Miss H: Lady Penelope that will just not do.

...there is one manor nestled deeply and secluded from the rest that the guests don't want you to know about.

Larss: Are you sure the Lord isn't at home?
Vicar: We need to do this more often.
Guest: That rack doesn't have any wine on it.
Lady Penelope: STOP! PLEASE STOP!
Tony: DON'T STOP. PLEASE DON'T STOOOOP!
Miss H: I only stop when I am finished you pathetic little shit.

...Columbia Pictures presents the story of how a spoiled little finishing school girl...

Miss H: Daddy the music in my Bentley sucks. I want a new one.

...is suddenly transformed...

Miss H: Daddy, Lord B's full house beat your flush. How are you going to pay him?

...into a world where decadence is behind the gate...

Lady Penelope: Ooouch!
Vicar: Oh yea!
Larss: Oh hell yea.
Tony: Ughhh.
Guest: Whoo Hoo!

...and the Lady rules the manor...

Miss H: I pay you to do what I tell you to do.
Miss H: Did you like that? I don't fucking care, I did.
Miss H: Felix I want to be alone.
Miss H: Lord B there is not enough staff in this house to satisfy me. I demand a bigger staff.
Lord B: It would be my pleasure see you with a larger staff.

...Cockzilla coming this fall.

Miss H: Bob is the best offal chef that I have ever seen. He makes a great Melton Mowbray pork pie. Bob, I think our guests are ready for some faggots. please bring them out.

Bob

BJB, That beats the pigs trotters post.

I think it may be the best post in the history of BJB posts, or not.

May I quote it?
 
I added new pics to the Mariah Milano thread in Miss Hybrid's thing
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
Re: custom video

Thank you Mister L, I knew I had put it somewhere. Do you know where the key is to the chastity cage? I can't find it and his balls are going purple x

Ooops, I only just saw this. I hope the peas helped a bit.
I don't know where the key is, but I'm pretty sure that Felix took a copy (just in case).
 

MissHybrid

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Re: custom video

Ooops, I only just saw this. I hope the peas helped a bit.
I don't know where the key is, but I'm pretty sure that Felix took a copy (just in case).

I guess you are correct Mister L.

The P's worked fine thank you. Normal bruised colour has returned x
 

MissHybrid

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This has to be on of the hottest sets ever made. 2 of my favourite girls together. :drool1:
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PS Miss H, next time you see Michelle tell her I love her. :thumbsup:
 
Yes, like Larss said, make sure you nominate Miss Hybrid for the OSCM of the month !!:thumbsup::hybrid:
We have to get behind her and keep thrusting because this is only a warm-up for the Miss Freeones 2012 contest cumming up soon!! :love-smi:

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MissHybrid

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Official Checked Star Member
What a terrifying situation! I am here to save You Miss.




You may even be eligible for a government rebate for retrofitting your old lighting system too.

BulbsJustBulbs.

Very funny CandlesJustCandles x
 
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