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...In a world where stately manors dot the county side...
Larss: Miss hybrid this a lovely garden.
Vicar: We are holding a tart party this Wednesday. Would you like to attend?
...The Lords and Ladies enjoy the finer things in life...
Miss H: Let's go down to the stable. I feel like riding a horse.
Miss H: Oh dear! We are out of Chablis! Let's do downstairs. I have a rack. I'm sure we will both enjoy what I grab.
Miss H: Bob can you please bring us more trotters and some more of that fabulous dipping sauce please?
...the finest of private education...
Miss H: Okay Tony, let's get down to our lessons now, shall we?
Miss H: Lady Penelope that will just not do.
...there is one manor nestled deeply and secluded from the rest that the guests don't want you to know about.
Larss: Are you sure the Lord isn't at home?
Vicar: We need to do this more often.
Guest: That rack doesn't have any wine on it.
Lady Penelope: STOP! PLEASE STOP!
Tony: DON'T STOP. PLEASE DON'T STOOOOP!
Miss H: I only stop when I am finished you pathetic little shit.
...Columbia Pictures presents the story of how a spoiled little finishing school girl...
Miss H: Daddy the music in my Bentley sucks. I want a new one.
...is suddenly transformed...
Miss H: Daddy, Lord B's full house beat your flush. How are you going to pay him?
...into a world where decadence is behind the gate...
Lady Penelope: Ooouch!
Vicar: Oh yea!
Larss: Oh hell yea.
Tony: Ughhh.
Guest: Whoo Hoo!
...and the Lady rules the manor...
Miss H: I pay you to do what I tell you to do.
Miss H: Did you like that? I don't fucking care, I did.
Miss H: Felix I want to be alone.
Miss H: Lord B there is not enough staff in this house to satisfy me. I demand a bigger staff.
Lord B: It would be my pleasure see you with a larger staff.
...Cockzilla coming this fall.
Miss H: Bob is the best offal chef that I have ever seen. He makes a great Melton Mowbray pork pie. Bob, I think our guests are ready for some faggots. please bring them out.
Bob
BJB, That beats the pigs trotters post.
I think it may be the best post in the history of BJB posts, or not.
May I quote it?