Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

Sorry, amigos. My lovely wife scoped my page history (which I foolishly forgot to erase...), and found my figgling of our love, Milena Velba. She seems to be very jealous of her. She doesn't mind anyone else! Now she wants to get implants to make me happy. I personally can NOT stand imposter tiggles. Her natural 34-I cup is SECOND best to ME! Anyhoo, she changed my PC password and everything, just after deleting every Milena photo and video I had. It took me years to concoct all that delicious filth... Gentleman, I wallow in sadness.
 

BananaPalmer

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Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

That's the worst thing I've ever heard, Milk, and I was a U.N. Peacekeeper in Bosnia. I'll send you a link to my stash source. That should get your todger up and about again.
Oglero :eek:
 
Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

Sorry, amigos. My lovely wife scoped my page history (which I foolishly forgot to erase...), and found my figgling of our love, Milena Velba. She seems to be very jealous of her. She doesn't mind anyone else! Now she wants to get implants to make me happy. I personally can NOT stand imposter tiggles. Her natural 34-I cup is SECOND best to ME! Anyhoo, she changed my PC password and everything, just after deleting every Milena photo and video I had. It took me years to concoct all that delicious filth... Gentleman, I wallow in sadness.

That's the worst thing I've ever heard, Milk....... will send you a link "How to get rid of your Wife" :eek:
 
Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

I feel for you Milkman. :(

My Milena collection is to me also priceless.

All hope is not lost. We your brethren will help you rebuild.

This very thread is an archive and shrine to Milena, the likes of which the Web has never seen before.
 
Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

It really means a lot, BP. You would share your hard, fought-for treasure with someone who can't even manage to get a single rep point?! That's craziness!!! The kind of craziness the internet was made for. Im litterally crying to your patriotage to the web, and our love. My wife has nothing to worry about! Milena live in Germany, so I couldn't possibly marry her. Unless... She comes here on tour with Nadine! I dream big, so I have almost a child-like imagination. Pardon me if I write a lot... I hope it bothers no one.
 
Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

That's the worst thing I've ever heard, Milk....... will send you a link "How to get rid of your Wife" :eek:

I appreciate the sympathy, but alas, I really DO love my wife, and I can't help the fact that she thinks her tigglers shrink when she sees Milena's. It took me quite a few days to get back my password. But I DO know her weakness, well, both of them. Chocolate, and she has VERY sensitive tit-ends. You guys can put the rest to your imagination.:lovecoupl
 
Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

I appreciate the sympathy, but alas, I really DO love my wife, and I can't help the fact that she thinks her tigglers shrink when she sees Milena's. It took me quite a few days to get back my password. But I DO know her weakness, well, both of them. Chocolate, and she has VERY sensitive tit-ends. You guys can put the rest to your imagination.:lovecoupl

Glad to hear that you LOVE your wife.

Mr Divorced and Happy :D
 
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Sorry, amigos. My lovely wife scoped my page history (which I foolishly forgot to erase...), and found my figgling of our love, Milena Velba. She seems to be very jealous of her. She doesn't mind anyone else! Now she wants to get implants to make me happy. I personally can NOT stand imposter tiggles. Her natural 34-I cup is SECOND best to ME! Anyhoo, she changed my PC password and everything, just after deleting every Milena photo and video I had. It took me years to concoct all that delicious filth... Gentleman, I wallow in sadness.
Well, you had several options.

One, use another user (switch user) or at least profile (if using Firefox), including hiding the profile (modifying a key ini file) and only enabling it when you are on.

Another is to locate the profile on an encrypted drive/filesystem, so it is not accessible unless you mount it.

And there are many other variations on those themes too.

Lastly, You Might want to consider being honest with your wife first next time. That always works very well in the long-run, especially if you're up-front. Not trying to lecture, just saying, if you like porn, let your woman know that.

There's nothing wrong with liking anything, as long as you find a partner that is compatible with it. Values are not absolute, although values are shared.
 

BananaPalmer

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Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

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Sniff! Sniff! I love the smell of new filth in the morning. Have some cheese, Arti, you've earned it.
Oglero :eek:
 
Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

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Ah! I know how to spice up this thread.
Why don't we play a game?
We all know Milena exceeds many of our fantasies. (Much to my ever-agonizing dismay, as many of you know, she has stopped my main fantasy, although she will always be in my heart...) But what about those fantasies she hasn't fulfilled for us? Let's have a contest on the best Milena Velba fantasy! It can be a short erotica story, photoshop (customized) picture or set, or you could dress up your wife as Milena Velba and let her fulfill your fantasy and post the video for us to watch.
This is, ofcourse, a Milena Velba Democracy. So it is up to everyone (or majority) to agree to this, as well as helping to create rules to maximize the experience.

Gentleman and lesbians (hopefully), with a show of hands, vote "Yea" or "Neigh".
 
Re: Milena Velba - One for the big boob lovers

I feel for you Milkman. :(

My Milena collection is to me also priceless.

All hope is not lost. We your brethren will help you rebuild.

This very thread is an archive and shrine to Milena, the likes of which the Web has never seen before.

Thanks, Arti...
Everyone's Milena collection should be cherished...
I really do appreciate it. Bretheren? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a girl. I use very boy-like terms because I act very much like a guy. Should have told you guys sooner.
Oh yes. We should all be employed by Daktari Lorenz-owner of Milena Velba's franchise- to run an official Velba Blog!
 
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